"going to a party"
I was at a party on May Second, celebrating National Two Different Colored Shoe Day. No, you can look it up. It's a real thing. Well, it is if you know where to look. Andrew and Melissa like themed parties...
"Two auto mechanics at a seminar"
Hi, y’all, my name is Deke. With a first word, well second word, y’all, and a name like Deke you might take me as a redneck southerner. Where my mom and dad got the name Deke, I have no idea....
"Oops it was just an accident"
It was an accident. I’d swear in any court that it was an accident. The accident may have happened six months ago but still, it was an accident. I was naked in her bed, and Becky was naked in bed...