First Offense

"You don't want to come back."

As the door closed behind her she began to get nervous. Was this a huge mistake or exactly what she needed? This was the right place, this was the room she had heard about, but it was nothing like she...

Bad Roommate

"You should have been prepared for her to arrive..."

He was lying on the floor as she came in, surrounded by a makeshift shrine of empty beer cans, pizza boxes and several geological strata worth of dirty laundry. The only coverings on his person were boxers, socks and the...