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"Becoming one with nature (and three lovely girls)"

We were somewhere around… wherever the fuck we were, on the edge of the Clinton Forest National Wildlife Preserve when the drugs began to take hold. There was Heather, Vanessa, Denise, and me, Justin, piled into my Nissan Shitbox, a...

Texas Toast

"This one's about enemies who swap bodies... and a little more."

“Are you fucking kidding me?”   “What?” Lisa asked, surprised by my sudden outburst.Lisa and I were roommates and freshmen at Clinton State University. We hit it off instantly, bonding over my collection of anime (she’d always been interested, but never...

A Valentine’s Summoning

"Lured to a dark abandoned house in the middle of nowhere: What could go wrong? What could go right?"

The sky was dark on Valentine’s eve. The weather report promised three inches of snow by tomorrow, but it hadn’t started yet. I guided my car down a dirt path that didn’t show up on Google Maps, but had been...

Workplace Productivity

"How do you cope with distratctions at work?"

Hey there, how’s it going?Cool.Yeah, I’m good, too.How was your weekend? Get up to anything fun?I mostly just chilled. Watched some movies and stuff. Sometimes it’s good to just do nothing, you know?Right. After we work so hard all week,...

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"How did you lose your virginity?"

My girlfriend and I were sitting at a table in a bar. I don’t remember exactly how we got onto the topic, but it seems to come up sooner or later in relationships: How did you lose your virginity?“So?” she...