"It’s getting hard to wait any longer!"
We have just left a pub after the liveliest, steamiest, flirtiest date either of us has ever been on. Especially given that neither of us has been on a date with a man before. Both of us have spilled the...
"My first date with a man gets almost too hot to handle"
You and I are on what I wasn’t initially sure would even be a date. But as I awkwardly shifted the conversation to sex, we progressed from finding numerous connections between our lives to actually flirting a bit. So maybe...
"We're talking about sex, and starting to flirt ... hey, maybe this is a date!"
It’s the night of our meetup, about which you said “It’s a date” when we planned it.Since you are a man, I don't think my soon-to-be ex-wife suspects the “date” aspect of our meeting when I leave the house.I'm unsure...
"Did you just ask me to get burgers and beers with you, or did you ask me out?"
Wait, is this going to be a "date" date?We recognize each other on the airport concourse instantly, despite having not seen each other since high school, and having not been more than acquaintances even then.Despite the imminent closure of both...
"A sizzling ham-handed homage to Hitchcock, in which I hitch my cock repeatedly."
Seattle, August 12, 2037“Hey! My salmon!”The paper-wrapped package of fresh fish whizzed past me, splatting on the floor and sliding under one of the vendor tables. I'd heard someone yell my name, "Joe!" and turned to walk into the porky...
"Keith shares the story of his girlfriend Kate's first lesbian experience"
"Hey, can you come over here tonight? I'll have some cold beers ready."Upon returning to my dorm room after a long run, I find this message from my friend Keith. With nothing better to do, it seems like a good...
"I get compensated for a lousy Valentine's Day"
I heard the sound of crumpling steel from the other side of the lot where I had just parked.Fucking A, not tonight.Walking back over to see if it was my car that had been hit, the box of chocolates still...
"Christmas magic always happens while the kids are asleep"
Kids tucked in bed, I hear my wife humming “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" as we wrap the presents.A quiet knock on the front door.Some guy in a Santa suit?She grins a thousand watts.“Merry Christmas, honey. This is Alan.”Oh.She...
"My girlfriend Daphne “punishes” her roommate for a bad deed, sharing our new kink in the process."
“You just made us a lot of trouble, Teresa Anne,” my girlfriend Daphne told her college roommate. “There will be consequences. For you.“Tessa looked back at Daphne, bewildered. She clearly had no idea what she'd done wrong. Or what kind...
"All that warm wetness down there got me a little too relaxed."
I had been going down on my girlfriend Daphne in the bathtub for a few minutes. I knew she wouldn’t likely come this way, but she was on a high moaning plateau and enjoying it anyway. For fun, I slipped...