"I get compensated for a lousy Valentine's Day"
I heard the sound of crumpling steel from the other side of the lot where I had just parked.Fucking A, not tonight.Walking back over to see if it was my car that had been hit, the box of chocolates still...
"Christmas magic always happens while the kids are asleep"
Kids tucked in bed, I hear my wife humming “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" as we wrap the presents.A quiet knock on the front door.Some guy in a Santa suit?She grins a thousand watts.“Merry Christmas, honey. This is Alan.”Oh.She...
"My girlfriend Daphne “punishes” her roommate for a bad deed, sharing our new kink in the process."
“You just made us a lot of trouble, Teresa Anne,” my girlfriend Daphne told her college roommate. “There will be consequences. For you.“Tessa looked back at Daphne, bewildered. She clearly had no idea what she'd done wrong. Or what kind...
"All that warm wetness down there got me a little too relaxed."
I had been going down on my girlfriend Daphne in the bathtub for a few minutes. I knew she wouldn’t likely come this way, but she was on a high moaning plateau and enjoying it anyway. For fun, I slipped...
"“Dick” means more than just “detective.” I was in trouble with at least two kinds of them, plus a lot of their homophones."
December 2023, SeattleI lay face-down on the damp asphalt in two states: Washington, and incapacitation. My plexus felt about as solar as the drizzly evening.Who was she? Why did she knock me down? And how in God's green city did...
"It wasn't the first threeway Jeff and I had with a woman. But it was the best."
The Thai takeout was getting cool on the kitchen counter. The chilled bottle of Gewurtraminer was getting warm. And Jeff and I were getting off.Our action was almost as hot as the lingering mid-September heatwave; side by side on the...
"Internalizing my friendship with Rick"
I was on the couch with my best friend Rick.Naked.He was straddling me, our cocks more or less occupying the same space between our respective legs as we embraced. We had just experienced an amazing suck session, for both of...
"My relationship with my best friend had become hands-on. But then he got cold feet. What would our lips have to say?"
My new best friend Rick, forty-two years old to my forty, was in the shower.Washing both of our cumloads off his cock, among other things.Rick and I had just added sexual benefits to our burgeoning friendship, a step we had...
"I'd convinced myself it was time for my friendship with Rick to become a little more hands-on."
I finally realized last weekend that my best friend Rick had been flirting with me for some time. Up until then, I had dismissed his jokes and antics as juvenile locker-room behavior. Even though he repeatedly flashed his (kinda big-looking)...
"When I turned forty, it seemed the end of my world as I'd known it. But it was really just the beginning."
Right after my fortieth birthday, as winter was setting in and things were turning gray, my wife Jane filed for divorce. The following weekend, I found myself moving into a dumpy, overpriced apartment. Alone.Not a great start to middle age,...