It’s A Date, Part 5: Finally!

"We've flirted and talked about sex enough already. It’s finally happening!"

Mike, neither of us was initially sure our dinner tonight was even a date, but we both had an electrifying time.We have gotten to know each other, and more importantly, gotten to like each other. We have flirted, talked about...

Fridays Are The Best

"A delightful surprise"

We've known each other for a few years now.Usually there are others around. Today it's just you and me.Over lunch, we learn things we hadn't known about each other..You nervously flip your alluring blonde hair. I probably have my own...

It’s A Date – Part 2: The Date Begins

"We're talking about sex, and starting to flirt ... hey, maybe this is a date!"

It’s the night of our meetup, about which you said “It’s a date” when we planned it.Since you are a man, I don't think my soon-to-be ex-wife suspects the “date” aspect of our meeting when I leave the house.I'm unsure...

It’s A Date – Part 1: Is It A Date?

"Did you just ask me to get burgers and beers with you, or did you ask me out?"

Wait, is this going to be a "date" date?We recognize each other on the airport concourse instantly, despite having not seen each other since high school, and having not been more than acquaintances even then.Despite the imminent closure of both...

Pork By Northwest

"A sizzling ham-handed homage to Hitchcock, in which I hitch my cock repeatedly."

Seattle, August 12, 2037“Hey! My salmon!”The paper-wrapped package of fresh fish whizzed past me, splatting on the floor and sliding under one of the vendor tables. I'd heard someone yell my name, "Joe!" and turned to walk into the porky...

Compensation

"I get compensated for a lousy Valentine's Day"

I heard the sound of crumpling steel from the other side of the lot where I had just parked.Fucking A, not tonight.Walking back over to see if it was my car that had been hit, the box of chocolates still...