Scandalous Sixties

"The affair that started with my friend Jerry keeps ... snowballing."

First Week of Advent: Purple Candle for Hope"Wait, you had an affair with Diane?" I ask Jen, stunned.After a particularly wild (for us) sex session, my wife has just revealed that in a moment of loneliness years ago, she had...

Twats the Night Before Christmas

"Creatures were stirring, all right ..."

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the houseWere strewn women’s garments: some bras and a blouse.Silk stockings weren't hung from the chimney with care,But rather strewn all over here, and some there!Assigned the night shift, I’d gotten quite...

Presents Cum Early

"Helping out the neighbors, I accidentally spoil a Christmas secret. Might as well enjoy the presents early!"

I hear Molly and Adam knocking on apartment doors down the hall, working their way towards mine. What is it they want to "borrow" on this fine December Saturday? I wonder. A few days ago, they'd run out of garlic...

Surprising Sixties

"My wife surprises me by suggesting a threeway with my friend Jerry. And surprises me again with an even more shocking revelation."

A wave of pleasure explodes through my body, emanating from my sphincter as Jerry's deflating dick shrinks back out through it.Wow. I'm giddy from the experience. I'd had no idea that being on the receiving end of a fuck would...

Becoming A Man: Cock 1

"I help Matt restore a classic car, which he insists on referring to as 'Cock 1.' Kurt and I enjoy his real cock more."

"Yeah, Joe! Fuck my pizza hole!"Those words are coming from the mouth - the pizza hole, that is - of a guy who helped take my high school's football team to the state quarterfinals a few years ago. Kurt and...

Crossing Boundaries In The Boundary Waters

"On an island in the Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness, my wife and cross numerous sexual boundaries"

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~DAY 4, camped on a tiny island in Brule Lake, Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness, northern MinnesotaBOOM!My wife Cheryl and I are nearly blinded and deafened by lightning striking within mere yards of our tent.Wait,...

Sixty-Nine to Infinity!

"My 69th publication is an ode to the universe’s most transcendent number and sexual act, in Limerick form."

Which numerical figure to treasure?Is Seven - or Ten? - the best measure?Some call Eight a great number,But nothing is dumberThan ignoring the one that gives pleasure.Still others compete for this vict'ry:Twenty-Three’s the number of myst’ry.Sturdy Three’s never lied,But these...

Midlife Resurgence, Chapter One: Piñas Coladas

"In my first Midlife Resurgence tale, Tori and Eric thank me for a hookup"

Eric gets up to refresh Tori's and my drinks at their tropical-themed get-together. “Mas Piñas Coladas?”“Did he just say, ‘penis coladas?’" giggles Tori, Eric’s devoted (and hot) wife, throwing me a wink."Call them what you will," replies Eric breezily as...