"My 69th publication is an ode to the universe’s most transcendent number and sexual act, in Limerick form."
Which numerical figure to treasure?Is Seven - or Ten? - the best measure?Some call Eight a great number,But nothing is dumberThan ignoring the one that gives pleasure.Still others compete for this vict'ry:Twenty-Three’s the number of myst’ry.Sturdy Three’s never lied,But these...
"In my first Midlife Resurgence tale, Tori and Eric thank me for a hookup"
Eric gets up to refresh Tori's and my drinks at their tropical-themed get-together. “Mas Piñas Coladas?”“Did he just say, ‘penis coladas?’" giggles Tori, Eric’s devoted (and hot) wife, throwing me a wink."Call them what you will," replies Eric breezily as...
"It might be tamer than your murder mysteries, but I nevertheless had a crime to probe"
I shot awake in bed, just before midnight. You know how something terrible starts happening in a dream, and you try to scream for help, but you just can’t? In the dream, your voice is stifled, and nothing comes out?It...
"After my flirty coworker quits the company, we can finally go out … and go at it"
3:00 pm, one Friday in May.Those tits are hanging in front of me again.Loose within Sherrie's satin bra as she bends down unnecessarily to drop some mail on my desk.Also hanging in front of me is the same question again.“As...
"It's getting steamy in Eric's shower, and they haven't even turned on the water"
"Maybe I’m getting hungrier for cum as I age,” Eric confessed, breaking the gooey cumkiss. He had just eaten a huge semen-dump from Rick, his first ever from another man. The two men had long fantasized about each other, but...
"Who can turn the world on with his tiles?"
How does a man who’s new to sex with men seduce another man into having sex with another man?In at least one case, with ceramics.My new "boyfriend," Rick (I guess I can now call him that), and his wife Emily,...
"I spew out the pan to get Rick together with his longtime mutual crush, Eric"
“Here, put these back on,” I directed, handing Rick his undies as we stepped out of the shower. We had just cleaned up from his flight from Europe … and from my having just fucked his ass. I put my...
"Rick and I "punish" each other for "cheating" during his vacation"
“Up against the wall, and spread 'em!"Rick complied, raising his hands and placing himself against the wall of my apartment. He had just made a confession and was insisting upon some consequences.Probing ... uh, deeper ... into my Bad Cop...
"Ringing in a new year, bringing in other new things"
“Three!” we highschoolers all yell.“Two!”Tanya looks at me.“One!”She smiles.“Happy New Year!”Unexpectedly, I feel her soft lips on mine.My first kiss. Hers? Possibly not.Fireworks explode outside.Fireworks inside, too.“Let’s go somewhere quiet,” teen spirit implores.In a room, tongues meet.Her lips suck my...