Crossing Boundaries In The Boundary Waters

"On an island in the Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness, my wife and cross numerous sexual boundaries"

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~DAY 4, camped on a tiny island in Brule Lake, Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness, northern MinnesotaBOOM!My wife Cheryl and I are nearly blinded and deafened by lightning striking within mere yards of our tent.Wait,...

Sixty-Nine to Infinity!

"My 69th publication is an ode to the universe’s most transcendent number and sexual act, in Limerick form."

Which numerical figure to treasure?Is Seven - or Ten? - the best measure?Some call Eight a great number,But nothing is dumberThan ignoring the one that gives pleasure.Still others compete for this vict'ry:Twenty-Three’s the number of myst’ry.Sturdy Three’s never lied,But these...

Midlife Resurgence, Chapter One: Piñas Coladas

"In my first Midlife Resurgence tale, Tori and Eric thank me for a hookup"

Eric gets up to refresh Tori's and my drinks at their tropical-themed get-together. “Mas Piñas Coladas?”“Did he just say, ‘penis coladas?’" giggles Tori, Eric’s devoted (and hot) wife, throwing me a wink."Call them what you will," replies Eric breezily as...

No-Dating Policy

"After my flirty coworker quits the company, we can finally go out … and go at it"

3:00 pm, one Friday in May.Those tits are hanging in front of me again.Loose within Sherrie's satin bra as she bends down unnecessarily to drop some mail on my desk.Also hanging in front of me is the same question again.“As...