Crossing Boundaries In The Boundary Waters

"On an island in the Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness, my wife and cross numerous sexual boundaries"

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~DAY 4, camped on a tiny island in Brule Lake, Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness, northern MinnesotaBOOM!My wife Cheryl and I are nearly blinded and deafened by lightning striking within mere yards of our tent.Wait,...

Sixty-Nine to Infinity!

"My 69th publication is an ode to the universe’s most transcendent number and sexual act, in Limerick form."

Which numerical figure to treasure?Is Seven - or Ten? - the best measure?Some call Eight a great number,But nothing is dumberThan ignoring the one that gives pleasure.Still others compete for this vict'ry:Twenty-Three’s the number of myst’ry.Sturdy Three’s never lied,But these...

Midlife Resurgence, Chapter One: Piñas Coladas

"In my first Midlife Resurgence tale, Tori and Eric thank me for a hookup"

Eric gets up to refresh Tori's and my drinks at their tropical-themed get-together. “Mas Piñas Coladas?”“Did he just say, ‘penis coladas?’" giggles Tori, Eric’s devoted (and hot) wife, throwing me a wink."Call them what you will," replies Eric breezily as...