All Yellow

""Okay, I'm wearing the sundress. Again.""

"You want me to put the dress back on?""Yes. That color looks sexy on you.""You realize I'm completely naked right now?""Which I am also loving, sweetie.""If you insist. Are we going somewhere?""Going for a ride on my dick.""Spidey!""Too much?""Not necessarily....

What I came for

"“You really have your penis inside me, Monty.”"

“Two reasons.”“Tell me, Gretel."“For the snacks.”“And?”“My peacock costume.”“You didn’t come to this Halloween party to hang out with me?”“Monty, you happened to be here.”“I invited you!”“You did?”“Gretel, you’re the one who told me to wear this Donald Duck outfit.”“No pants,...

Mount It

""I'm naked, horny, and ready. Switch it on.""

"Our second bicurious book club meeting, and we're climbing on farm equipment?""It's a Sybian, Amber.""I'm familiar, Barb. Never sat on one before, though.""Then strip down and hop on.""I would, but Taylor beat me to it.""There's room for one more, Amber....