My Penis Hurts!
"Two friends are struggling to find an Uber at fucking 4 A.M. To pass the time, one decides to tell a painfully honest story."
“My penis hurts.”I paused. Did I hear correctly?“What?”“My penis hurts, Omar.”I looked towards Jason, perplexed.“I’m serious it does.”“I’m sure it does, but I am confused why you wanted to share this information with me now. It is fucking 4 A.M.;...