The Big Game Sneak

"Careful of who's watching your wife while you're watching the game."

The room erupted in an uproar of victorious shouting as the favored team made the first touchdown of the game. It only took nearly the entire first quarter and there were still three more to go. So bored. I decided...

Here Cums(?) The Bride

"A prim and proper bride isn't all she appears to be."

I stood in front of the mirror appraising myself in my bridal gown, making sure everything was properly fit and put on. Was I forgetting anything? Veil; check Bouquet; check, Garter; check, Makeup, not too much; check. It was all...