"Butch gets even and Gran gets a new kind of juice."
Hello there, Buck here. It is a different title, for sure. You must be wondering where is this going. Way back in the day when I was somewhat less than a teenager, my mouth got me in trouble quite often...
"Gerts asks jeff to do othertings and becomes his woman"
A few days later, Mom was working, and Gerty came over to the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in her hand and a plate with a grilled corn muffin and a jar of grape jam."Hello Jeff, would you...
"Gerty likes the meaning of custard drops on her halfs."
I just got back from a three-hundred-mile ride on my old 91 Harley sportster1200. Parked in the driveway is an 89 Lincoln Towncar, black with a white carriage top. I'm feeling great from a nice long ride, it is about...
"Electrician gts a charge from customer's half-moons."
I was eating a provolone and Italian ham sandwich and drinking coffee around eight in the morning when the phone rang."Hickey's electric, how can I help you?""I'm going through fuses like crazy and wondered if you could give me some...
"Janice gets her walking papers."
After I send my mother-in-law Kate to the station of orgasmic heights, I tell her, "I want to marry you." Kate is so much nicer a woman than her daughter could ever be. That is what I want in my life, a...
"I send Kate to the station called orgasmic heights..."
Well, Janice didn't come back three days later from the bingo marathon as she said she would. Not that I expected her to. With her attitude towards me, she only pushed me closer to her mother. I loved what Kate...
"Ray finds Kate to be a much nicer woman than his wife could be."
Kate calls me around mid-afternoon on a cold and windy Saturday and asks if she could hop over for a visit as she is lonely.I reply, "Well, Kate, Janice just left for a three-day bingo marathon, but you are more...
"Hank, while having a good time, sees reflection of Mom in her glasses."
HankHello, my name is Hank, twenty-two years old and making a good buck working as a motorcycle mechanic. Dad was sentenced to ten years in the black bar hotel for the embezzlement of two hundred grand from work so he could bet on horses,...
"Mother loves being son's dominatrix, and his fetishes."
It was around seven in the evening, I had just come back from Stella's place, and she was in a snit for one reason or other. She had no intentions of doing what she had promised me earlier that day....
The sound of a ringing phone."Hello.""Hi, Joyce.""Oh, hi Gert, how are you?""Fine, work is okay. I won seventy-five dollars in Bingo last night.""Nice, like an extra day's pay without working for it.""Joyce, does Jeff still work with electricity, like for...