“Back soon, mbak!” I called towards the kitchen.“Jalan-jalan?” – “Going for a walk?” came Sri’s voice, amid the clatter of pans and the scent of terasi and lemon grass.“Is that OK?” I asked.“Of course: Ningsih can help me with supper....
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Metamorphoses: Chapter 4 – Slow Curtain
"What will Daphne and Lucy do now?"
CUNT IS A CONCEPT!proclaimed a banner, in gaudy capital letters.A WOMAN’S RIGHT TO COCK!demanded another.FUTA RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!announced a third. And a fourth posed the existential question:ASSIGNED CUNT AT BIRTH…?“God, look at them,” sneered Gaia, as she stood by...
Metamorphoses: Chapter 3: Winter Storms
"Daphne has an unexpected visitor."
“Ah, Mrs Stubbs! Do come in.”Mrs Stubbs was, in contradistinction to her name, tall, slender and elegant, with pale skin, gently slanting oriental eyes, her black hair formed into a soft bob which, indeed, bobbed winsomely as she entered the...
Fuck-Talk Too
"What Grusha and Violet didn’t do next…"
In the days of the First People’s Republic, there were two friends. I say friends – but actually, they lived a long way apart.One lived in the great city of Bilbao, by the banks of the Mississippi. A proletarian under...
Snow White and the Seven Dildos, or, The Princess and the Cuntsman: Chapter 5
"In which Snow White’s Prince will come."
The Huntsman kneels by Snow White’s body and weeps. “O God!” he cries. “Why could I not save ’er? O my beloved Snow White!”Tears running unstaunched down his cheeks, he carefully lifts Snow White’s naked sleeping body and carries it...
Snow White and the Seven Dildos, or, The Princess and the Cuntsman: Chapter 3
"In which Snow White finds refuge in a Cottage in the Forest"
Snow White walks swiftly, escorted through the Forest by her animal friends. Tears run down her face now, as she ponders the horror of her situation. “My life in danger! Oh, how utterly awful! So, to the Far Kingdom must...
Snow White and the Seven Dildos, or, The Princess and the Cuntsman: Chapter 2
"In which Snow White is saved by the Royal Huntsman"
“I say, why did Her Majesty send you with me today?” asks Snow White. She is indeed fair of face, with hair black as ebony, skin white as snow, and lips red as the rose. Her dress is pastel blue,...
Snow White and the Seven Dildos, or, The Princess and the Cuntsman: Chapter 1
"In which the Queen consults her Magic Mirror, and receives a rude shock"
“Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the Fairest One of all?” commands the Queen. She stands adorned in raiment of gold, her dark hair graced with a silver crown, her skin pale, her lips full and lustrous – her...
Claire’s Cunt Kitchen (An “Alison” Christmas Special) – Part Two
"What will happen to Jill Bates now?"
The sun has barely risen this wintry Sunday morning, and fog swirls across the path and canal outside the front door of Claire’s Cunt Kitchen.“Brad, shut the blinds, will you?” calls Claire from deep within the bowels of her kitchen....
Claire’s Cunt Kitchen (An “Alison” Christmas Special) – part one
"It is 2051. Claire and Bradley have graduated from the Royal Academy of Fucking, and are now running a bijou café in Cuntden Market."
This two-part “Christmas special” follows on from the conclusion of Alison Goes to London – but it can also stand alone.It is 2051, and under the “Enlightenment”, Europe is ruled by Pleasure, and love is eschewed. Claire and Bradley have...