"What Grusha and Violet didn’t do next…"
In the days of the First People’s Republic, there were two friends. I say friends – but actually, they lived a long way apart.One lived in the great city of Bilbao, by the banks of the Mississippi. A proletarian under...
"In which Snow White’s Prince will come."
The Huntsman kneels by Snow White’s body and weeps. “O God!” he cries. “Why could I not save ’er? O my beloved Snow White!”Tears running unstaunched down his cheeks, he carefully lifts Snow White’s naked sleeping body and carries it...
"In which Snow White finds refuge in a Cottage in the Forest"
Snow White walks swiftly, escorted through the Forest by her animal friends. Tears run down her face now, as she ponders the horror of her situation. “My life in danger! Oh, how utterly awful! So, to the Far Kingdom must...
"In which Snow White is saved by the Royal Huntsman"
“I say, why did Her Majesty send you with me today?” asks Snow White. She is indeed fair of face, with hair black as ebony, skin white as snow, and lips red as the rose. Her dress is pastel blue,...
"In which the Queen consults her Magic Mirror, and receives a rude shock"
“Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the Fairest One of all?” commands the Queen. She stands adorned in raiment of gold, her dark hair graced with a silver crown, her skin pale, her lips full and lustrous – her...
"What will happen to Jill Bates now?"
The sun has barely risen this wintry Sunday morning, and fog swirls across the path and canal outside the front door of Claire’s Cunt Kitchen.“Brad, shut the blinds, will you?” calls Claire from deep within the bowels of her kitchen....
"It is 2051. Claire and Bradley have graduated from the Royal Academy of Fucking, and are now running a bijou café in Cuntden Market."
This two-part “Christmas special” follows on from the conclusion of Alison Goes to London – but it can also stand alone.It is 2051, and under the “Enlightenment”, Europe is ruled by Pleasure, and love is eschewed. Claire and Bradley have...
Soeliram,Anak manis djanganlah ditjioem;Kalaoe ditjioem merahlah pipinja.“Sweet child, let her not be kissed,” she sings in her native tongue, “or ruddy will her cheeks turn: soeliram…” Her voice tinkles and her spirit soars, as the bundle in her arms latches...
"Heidi and Aini are best friends. They like pink things."
“Alamak! So sexy what!” grins Aini, eyes squinting against the tropical afternoon light as she looks up from the pool. Her bathing costume is a modest maroon one-piece affair, melding into the rich dark skin of her short round body,...
"Nothing to report on Space Station Alpha 69"
Earth date 1st April, 2121. Time 12h03m56s GMT. Space Station Alpha 69. Geostationary above Mars. Unmanned. Nothing to report. All systems functioning.***Earth date 2nd April, 2121. Time 15h05m23s GMT. Space Station Alpha 69. Geostationary above Mars. Unmanned. Nothing to report....