"A friend of my neighbour makes her requirements known."
Marjorie lifted her leg up and placed it across my lap. “That’s a nice summerhouse. Have you ever made love in it?” I was still wondering why she was using my lap as a footstool. “Er … no, I haven’t.”...
"Caroline gets a toyboy but misses tennis"
Marjorie’s house was rocking. Megan and I had arrived late to her son‘s twentieth birthday party. Marjorie was unimpressed. She asked me to keep tabs on Megan. Megan had a toyboy and he was at the party. The last thing...
"My neighbour carries on from where we left off"
The doorbell rang, twice. From the kitchen, I could see a darkly clad figure through the frosted glass. I finished what I was doing, wiped my hands, before going to open the door. “You took your time. I am getting...
"A neighbour comes to complain and both leave satisfied."
She knocks frantically at my front door."Hello? Is there a problem?" I ask, after opening the door. I already knew it was a neighbour. I had watched from my bedroom window as she marched over from her house across the...
"Rick becomes the lodger and he is only the other side of the door!"
Before Rick left after we had sex on the dining room table, he asked me for my cell number. In doing so, I didn’t want to appear too keen or even too desperate, so I didn’t ask him for his....
"Two Lush members meet for the first and probably only time."
Dear Hunglikeadonkey, Meeting you today.Mark,It was great to meet you today and I hope you caught your bus. First meetings are always awkward, especially as we are both expecting to go all the way. It’s not like a first date,...
"A daughter jealous of her mother, ends up with more than she expected"
I arrived home from work at around the usual time, six thirty. The gardener’s pick up truck is parked on the driveway, meaning I had to park my Peugeot in the street. The noise coming from upstairs made it obvious...