"Correspondence regarding the products from Acme Silicone Inserts"
Acme Silicone Inserts0321 Exner StreetOberon, Nebraska Ladies and Gentlemen:My name is Lydia Joozy. I am writing about your line of silicone companions for the discerning woman. I have been a satisfied customer of yours for many years, but find myself at...
"A recommendation for Jennifer"
Letter # 2Robert Baleful - Admissions OfficerNorth Dakota State College2560 Weston StreetCando, ND Re: Application of Jennifer Wakowski Dear Mr. Baleful: I am a math teacher and coach of the boys' track team at Everheart Community College and I...
"Complaint to the Managers at Arby's"
ManagerArby's Restaurant2398 N. Myrtle StreetEverheart, ND Dear Arby's:My name is Amanda Featherbottom and I am writing to complain about what is going on at your Arby's restaurant located at 2398 N. Myrtle Street here in Everheart, North DakotaThere are these two...
"With apologies to Edgar Allen Poe"
Once upon a midnight beery, while I stressed out, drunk and weary, In my one-room flat so dreary, a floor above a liquor store.As I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,As if someone was gently rapping, rapping on my...
"A Ribald Tale from the Great Northwest"
There is a tavern in the great NorthwestIn a tiny fishing town,Where a tale is told on rainy nightsBefore the bar shuts down. It's the tale of a girl who lived there onceIn a cottage by the sea,The adopted daughter of...