"The Everheart Gourmet"
Henry Exeter5410 Montana Avenue Everheart, NDDear Everheart Grourmet Subscriber:Welcome to my latest installment of the Everheart Gourmet Newsletter in which I inform the residents of Everheart of the ever-changing culinary offerings here in our fine community.After many requests, I can finally...
"A matter for the human relations department"
Ms. Janet Tighty Director of Human RelationsEverheart Farm SupplyEverheart, NDDear Ms. Tightly:My name is Anita Boning from the receivables department. You have asked me to explain in writing why I dumped a vase of water in the crotch of Mr. Jason...
"Tat incident at the church picnic"
Reverend James HellenfyreFirst Purgatorian Church of God2154 W. East StreetEverheart NDDear Reverend Helenfyre:This is May Bendoer. I am writing to explain what happened between me and Henry Longerson at the church picnic last week and ask that you let both...
"Betsy responds to her employment review"
Mr. John StricklandAttorney at Law2564 Law AveEverheart, NDDear Mr. Strickland:Thank you for giving me my quarterly employment review. As your legal secretary and receptionist. I appreciate the effort you put into it and intend to take all of your recommendations...
"Lisa is forced to sell her body"
Jane Gulpton2354 Mill StreetCando, N.DMy dearest sister Jane:Since my last letter, things have not gone well. I have been unable to find employment and my bank account is dwindling. Opportunities are not good here in Everheart and I think that...
"A letter to the editor"
Everheart ExaminerLetters to the Editor Department5487 N. South StreetEverheart, NDDear Editors:My name is Anna Hammergood. I am a regular reader of the Everheart Examiner and enjoy the paper very much. I am particularly fond of the humor section, but after...
"Fred writes a love letter"
Agnes MooreheadBox 26Flavor RoadEverheart, NDDear Agnes:You said if I wanted to see you anymore I had to send you flowers and write you a love letter. I sent Clyde Wormin over with some flowers I picked and I ain't much...
"The fund raiser for the park goes terribly wrong."
MEMODonna Getenny - ChairmanWomen’s Council for the Preservation of Everheart City Park1145 E. West StreetEverheart, NDRe: The Summer Fundraiser ProblemDear Chairman Getenny,You asked me to investigate and report to you about the unfortunate occurrences at this year’s summer fundraiser for...
"Pastoral counseling, Everheart style."
Reverend Amos HandenpantzFirst Purgatorian Church5521 Cowherd StreetEverheart, NDDear Reverend Handenpantz:I would like to thank you very much for your recent pastoral visit to my home after the unexpected death of my husband, Walter Ferguson. I had a wonderful life with...
"Betty complains to the apartment manager"
John AbernathyApartment ManagerExcelsior Apartments5896 North Madison StreetEverheart, ND Dear Mr. Abernathy:I am writing to you as our apartment manager to complain about my next door neighbor, Fred Wilkins. Mr. Wilkins lives in Apartment 202, the one right next to mine, and...