Erective Services

"Here’s a little speculative fiction. In the not-too-far future, women are conscripted as hookers in order to earn society’s privileges."

If a man wanted to bring a whore to a Holiday office party (and let’s be honest, what man didn’t) then he had to plan in advance if he wanted to reserve the best one. After all, prices went up...

The Knife

"A man wasn’t afraid to stick it in crazy."

Wanda steered clear of hotel bars, the safe havens of lazy huntsmen. She sought, instead, sex-fattened opportunists whose keen eyes indifferently stalk prey. Whether or not they realized that they were being judged in return was of no consequence to...

Weeding

"Retirement is the time to bring back some old hobbies."

I swallowed hard before speaking. No man would say, “no,” no man would object. Would they? Would he? Kurt’s wife was in their house not fifty paces away. I wasn’t as firm or as tight as I once was. He...

Killer Stilettos

"1969. A cute social worker is motivated to make the world a better place one corpse at a time."

I’ve been with more men than I’d care to admit. Maybe one was too many. Fuck free love. Love had nothing to do with the games I was forced to play. I said forced but it’s not like anyone put...

Swallowed

"Oh-oh, here she comes. Watch out boy…"

Unremarkable Skip was eyeing round Greta, who returned his gaze with batted lashes, fibbing shy eyes, and a knowing smile. He has potential, she thought. Many women settle for men with potential, no matter what her angle might be. Settling...