"There’s something about the great outdoors that makes a person want to be naked, even in the winter."
I couldn’t believe it when I first saw them up on the banks of the frozen-over lake: two blazing hot, buck-fucking-naked sunbathing girls. They didn’t even have a fur cap for their naughty parts, you know, in case the sun...
"A wife who has no interest in sex gets her friend to take care of her husband."
Heather greeted her old friend Melanie at the front door. Heather teased her, calling her a shameless slut, and Melanie called Heather a self-denying ice queen; they laughed and laughed about it.Melanie’s Wednesdays had opened, and she was looking for...
"A decent woman cheats with a younger man."
We lay on the bed, clothed. I was on my back, under the covers and Joel was on top of them with his back toward me, facing the hotel room’s window. I was willingly manipulated to be there; I didn’t...
"Remember those teen girls I nailed last night? Their moms weren’t too happy about it at first."
I told you there was more to the story. A minivan pulled up to my mountain cabin door with two very angry-looking women in the front and the two teenage girls that I fucked last night sitting scared in the back....
"A mature man’s time with a couple of sweeties in the woods."
Call bullshit all you want. I’m telling you, last summer, I fucked these two girls at my sister’s mountain cabin. They had to have been seventeen or eighteen because they kept talking about starting their senior year in high school...
"A wife who has no interest in sex gets her sister to take care of her husband"
“Mitchell! Have you masturbated yet?” Heather hollered the question at her husband over the whine and vroom of her whole-house, central vacuum cleaner, knowing full well that she’d never hear his answer. “Amber will be here soon.” “No! I told you...
"A husband and wife from the best families go to a very exclusive naturist resort."
In a restaurant full of beautiful women, women of fine breeding bred to be beautiful, she stood out. Sabrina was nude save for a few accessories, as was her husband to whose arm she clung, as was everyone else at...
"A sixty-five-year-old woman is infatuated with her grandson’s sixteen-year-old friend."
I should have been ashamed of myself. At sixteen, Jon was one-quarter my age. And he’s Jon – not ‘Jonathan’ like a grandmother might call him, or ‘Jonny’ like a mother, but ‘Jon’ like an adult. God knows he was...
"We have precious few opportunities to exorcise our past loves from our hearts. Sally was luckier than most of us."
Sally wore only a short, sheer, red robe that had black hearts and black roses woven in. Feeling nippy, she closed the second-story window and lost herself while watching the February white snow cover the red. The drag marks leading...
"The North Pole got a dentist. Maybe they need an optometrist."
Every month, Karen mooned the neighbors, ran over cats, and did other naughty things. “If I could fuck my sister’s husband, the year would be perfect!” Cole showed up, naked and hard, rolled a pair of Karen’s stockings up his legs, and...