"Grace and her girl-watching husband Gerald go to the beach, where Grace does more than people-watch."
My husband, Gerald, chose where to set our beach chairs. “Best seats in the house, Gracie, best in the house!” Another pair of bikini-clad women sauntered along the surf in front of us on their way to the lifeguarded area....
"I, a simple country gal, took advantage of a sophisticated city gent."
“Will ya look at ‘em, Grace? Holy cow, don’t they got bras in Brooklyn? City nips–there’s city nips and there’s country nips and I tell ya, right now the city nips are winning!” That was my husband, Gerald, when we went...
"Some people like how cum tastes and some don’t. What would society be like if every man’s cum was irresistibly delicious?"
The bedroom spokes-box woke me up first. I could still taste Ryken’s sweet, sweet semen and he smelled so good lying next to me. A hundred years after the advent of sweet semen, Ryken’s was said to be the sweetest....
"A young woman prefers to drive with her tops down."
Carrie Leslie slyly snatched the nametag out from under the noses of the convention center’s gendarmerie. She was still wearing a bridesmaid’s dress because she couldn’t find the woman that she swapped clothes with, and neither of the couple that...
"Two guys get a lesson on ball handling by a girl who was simply passing by."
I got distracted when I saw the girl slowly walking on the other side of the fence. Darren easily knocked the ball from my hands and made the basket. “Ha!” He passed the ball back, then turned to see what I was...
"The coupons don’t expire. Some conditioning applies."
Tired Tiffany dashed toward her next stop, chatting with her phone about the remaining ingredients for dinner and how much time she had left to finish her errands before she had to be back home. She barely made it to...
"Never pour alcohol on a fire, or, go ahead and pour alcohol on a fire."
Funny story. How, you might ask, did it come to be that I was bent over a toilet in the casino’s ladies’ room getting fucked by my ever-loving husband? The answer is uncharacteristically simple—day drinking at a wine festival. It’s not...
"A couple of young men stick it to a stick-in-the-mud"
I have a confession to make and those of you who know me will say that it can’t be so but it is. I seduced, yes, I said seduced, two impressionable young men barely out of high school – tall,...
"A young man lodges with a plump, mature woman for the summer."
Right away, I cared what I looked like – whether I was at least presentable. The sunny morning started off cool but the temperature climbed rapidly so I grabbed the most convenient tank top from my dresser drawer. I hadn’t...
"-or- 'The Slutonium Wave.' Fucking radioactive mutants in the 1950s."
The tethered twin-rotor heliovator dropped in the darkness from the silent Airborne Acropolis with its sole occupant: Sheila-X, the Atomic Slut of the Broad Squad. The first part of her mission, the rescue of Sheila-9, her partner Sheila-27, and the...