"After the grandkids are asleep, babysitters do what babysitters do."
Mia tiptoed back to the living room and settled next to Jon, all worn out. “Why didn’t you turn on the TV?” “No reason,” Jon replied. “Are the kids asleep?” “Finally. I hope so.” Mia picked up the baby monitor. “They still...
"Friends stage a masked encounter between brother & sister that goes horribly wrong."
Gail “C’mon, Gail, go out with him! When was the last time you got laid?” “Terri, stop worrying about me. I’m fine. I get all the dates I want.” “It’s because you’re fucking your brother, isn’t it?” Added Becky. “Please, just admit it!” “Eww!...
"A couple throws a Hawking time-travel pajama party for themselves and they show up!"
June 28. The year is irrelevant. Julia and Terry were throwing a pajama party. The decorations and refreshments were simple. The coffee table was decked with a fuchsia table runner and sprinkled with confetti. Champaign glasses flanked the ice bucket holding...
"A passageway to the past and future has an unexpected exit."
What are the chances? Sure, it’s easy to figure out that half the time the coin will come up heads. But what about the seemingly random events that led to the stars, the sun, the Earth and the moon? How...
"She marked her claim. He’ll figure out later what that means."
I feel the final twitches as you empty yourself into my mouth. Only your tip remains there with my lips wrapped tightly behind its head. I carefully pull back, my tongue caressing the underside as it plops out, defeated. I...
"Literally “everybody is doing it” when an unknown influence affects the entire office floor."
Laura spent much of every day running to the building next door. Some papers and packages were too sensitive to send by email or external courier. Kari was Laura’s primary contact next door and, like Laura, was an office assistant. They...
"A wife loves her husband for taking the time to be her girlfriend"
Girls’ Night Out Tonight: Getting ready Donna was looking in the mirror, sponge in hand, ready to blend the foundation that dotted her face. She had shaved and moisturized her face; she didn’t need Jamie's help for that. Fortunately, Don’s facial hair...