The Memo

"Ode to Cam Girls Everywhere! I raise my glass to you!"

Did you get the memo? Can it be true?Only Wall Street and Cam girls are making money during Covid.Surely, it could be!If every time the pink curtains open, I feel good!Even though I have to piggyback a piggy bank when...

Crowd Pleaser

"Don't let performance anxiety get in the way of having a good day"

My ship crashed and burnedI ran through the savannahThere were many colorful flowersI slowed to a walkThe sky was blueI climbed a mountain of hairy, white fleshI made my way to a great caveI slept on the hooded eye of a...

Sleep Lab

"What kind of sleep can you get in a sleep lab?"

Middle of  the night:Damn, I have to pee! Okay, lose the fucking wires!Get off the fucking cot!I look up into the observer's window for help,Jack is pegging Jill, no help there.I make my way down the hallway to the bathroom,...