"An important discovery is made."
I had been searching for a Muse for my writing habit for months, when on an early morning walk on South Beach in Point Dume, Malibu I looked up an enormous, cliff-like sand dune and spied the entrance to a...
"A whimsical look at an infamous lady wrestler"
Lady D. was badass to the bone. Blonde and hirsute, with her wild bush peaking around the corners of her leopard-spotted, silk bikini and her outrageous prize-winning breasts; she would wrestle a male client to the ground. smash him in...
"Medusa and her mid-wife get together!"
Before her catastrophic encounter with Perseus, on the island of Sarpedon, Medusa had taken off her ridiculous hat of snakes and gotten down to the serious business of giving birth while her girlfriend, Artemis, stood guard. Presently, everyone could hear...
"Best anal sex ever!"
In ancient times at the Temple of Apollo, the pederastic priests roamed about, receiving and serving the naughty sun god. At Delphi, I, too, heard and heeded the call of the ancient god. I followed the forbidden path of Icarus, right...
"Big Bang theory 101"
You see, he was separated from his mother at birth and has been a lost boy ever since. He has a favorite dream he always tells me about. His dream puts him in the Colosseum facing down lions at the...
"Glory Hallelujah!"
Did I tell you that old age can be a Pandora’s box of fear and worry, filled with fleeting memories of past, faded glory? That though a nursing home might sound delightful, actually, I found it exceedingly dreadful and at...
"A Valentine Vicissitude has an Upside"
“Oh, did I tell you, I am dying, my darling. ““How grotesque!”“Oh, I guess not. I forgot to mention it. I am so sorry my dear.”“Please, stop talking, now!”“Okay, my love.”But if I had continued, I would have let her...
"Ms.Claus calls out Santa and makes demands."
Ms. Claus shouted at Santa, “I am sick and tired of your gallivanting around the world, getting into your pathetic trysts, threesomes and orgies. This eve you are staying home. I will be your sleigh-ride tonight.” She grabbed his beard and...
"Take a ride on the Soul train where a dream becomes a reality!"
It was dark when I first heard the sound of the plane. Then with the growing light of dawn, I saw the Cessna fly in from the Libyan skies and land further out on the Moroccan bay.The Cessna was right...
"Raymond works some stuff out"
Raymond was chanting, “Gate, gate, para gate, para sam gate, bodhi swaha." In a flash, his consciousness went swirling out into the universe. He suddenly remembered himself before he was born, before he had a physical body, when he was...