The Countess of Cum

"An Evil Countess remains unnaturally young by bathing in the seed of young virgin men"

What follows is the true and terrible record of the Countess Mila, who sought to harness the “seed of life” to remain eternally young.I must remain anonymous for posterity’s sake, so call me Ichobod. I nearly fell prey to Mila’s...

A Boring Job Becomes Even Less Boring

"A job managing an apartment complex yields much pleasure for a lonely guy"

So, three months had passed since my "encounter" with Suzy, the hot girl in the apartment complex I managed who was often delinquent with her rent check. I know it's awful, but I'd been hoping like crazy she'd run into...