"The divorce proceedings don't go exactly to plan"
“We think 50% of the estate is a reasonable demand.” I pause as my client arches her back, her breasts almost falling out of her designer dress as we sit in the lawyer’s office.“Well unfortunately for you, Lord Chatterley doesn’t agree...
"TWOCing is a criminal offence of taking without the owners consent or permission"
You are standing in the corner of the room, glancing downward as I approach, biting your lip.“My Mistress told me not to talk to you.”I grin.“Did she say I was a bad influence?”The blush rises in your face.“Yesss,” you gasp...
"Nothing like a text message with a picture attached to get you running..."
Poppy rearranged the black lace thong a third time, trying to get it to drape casually over the gin and tonic sitting on the hotel room dressing table. She had already hung her bra on the dressing table mirror, and...
"Being stuck in a wheelchair with a broken leg and a pair of binoculars is asking for trouble"
Dave sat staring out at the snow. He was bored already. His friends had only left half an hour ago but already the day stretched into nothingness.He glanced down at the white plaster cast encasing his left leg.“Come to France,”...
"The substitute teacher makes a big impression on his English class..."
The substitute English teacher seemed harmless enough when he first entered the classroom just a few mornings ago. “Good morning everyone, I'm Mr Brodie and I'll be covering Miss Johnson’s classes for the rest of the term.“Tara rolled her eyes as...
"A priest succumbs to temptation as a woman confesses all..."
She knelt in the darkness, waiting. She could smell the incense as it hung in the air. Incense and candle wax, and furniture polish. Those were the smells she associated with the church.The grille slid back. She could just make...
"altocalciphilia is the sexual attraction to high heels"
The man staggered along the Grassmarket. The area below the Castle battlements was thronged with crowds on a rare sunny Saturday afternoon in Edinburgh. He looked like he hadn’t slept in weeks. His hair was dishevelled, sticking up as if...
""I'm in a meeting, darling. I'll be home later.""
Sonja was late, as usual. I went ahead and ordered two large glasses of Chardonnay anyway. So I’m sitting, watching the condensation form on the outside of the glass, running in tiny rivulets as I anticipated... anticipated what, exactly? We have...
"Some girls want their cake and eat it"
“Gay Cake” row rumbles on! The headline was plastered over half the front page of the Belfast Telegraph.I drop the newspaper onto the counter along with the morning post. The Asher’s bakery story is still the main talking point. I...
"Charlotte's life is turned upside down when she has to move to 1990s Northern Ireland"
‘This is officially the worst day of my life.’ Charlotte paused and lifted her pale blue eyes from her diary. She looked around her room, Robert Smith staring down at her from every wall. She smiled slightly as the opening...