The Celebration Of Lust – Part 1

"The carnal union of man and woman in mutual desire and satisfied lust"

Lying naked in the warm lambency of the night,She seductively stretched out her voluptuous body,Her hands supporting her head, its rich golden tressesFalling across the gentle swell of her opulent breasts,Thighs parted to reveal her most intimate secretsTo his excited...

A True History Of The Second Pubic War

"How the hero Priapus Veribiggus saved the virtuous wives and daughters of Rome"

“Oh, woe and thrice woe! Sound the alarm! Hairyballicus is coming,” went up the cry, “he’s defeated our great generals Lickius Mylius Ballus and Gaycoccius Testicio Varrucus at Ars Cuntula by foul means, massacred our brave legionaries, and left a...

Alice Has Fun Down A Rabbit Hole

"A salacious pastiche on a Victorian favourite"

Roses are redAnd since we are talkingOf some hot ladies fictionalMy fingers went walking.Young Alice was spunkyAnd once she had followedSliding down that dark rabbit holeIn libidinous games she wallowed.She loved to suck cockAnd swallowing hot jizzInsatiably lasciviousShe was known...

Joy Postponed Or The Pleasure Of Ultimate Release

"Denied by circumstances to cum with my lover during an online sexual chat session I describe what happened later"

Honey, we had such horny fun online the other night. We made each other more and more aroused by describing all the deliciously naughty things we were doing to each other.  Although we were four thousand miles apart, I could...

It Can Be So Much Fun To Check The Equipment. Thoroughly

"I enjoy a Sunday morning romp with a naughty schoolteacher."

A couple of days after my little tea party with my wife, Marge, and her naughty friends, I received an email from Sarah, another from her circle, a very respectable schoolteacher in her late forties. Intrigued, I opened it to...