"“Those who fail to learn from history are condemned to repeat it.” Churchill paraphrasing Santayana."
“Help! The plug’s stuck in Joanna’s bum.” That roused a somnolent Alison from deepening her all-over tan in the relentless morning sun. Aviators cut through the pool’s wicked glare; a panicky Hannah, followed by the sheepish Joanna, had burst through the...
"“Water is the mother of the vine, the nurse and fountain of fecundity, the adorner and refresher of the world.” – Charles Mackay"
An act of sporting heroism made for the best day ever. An act of spineless weakness made for the worst day ever.For Jack, his dual-sport motorbike aggressively bouncing over the ruts of an abandoned forestry track deep in the Blue...
"Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone. - Charles M. Schulz"
Who gives a flying fuck about rules on the last day of school? Not Sara; nor her besties. For they were the Coven; that self-styled moniker proclaiming us-versus-them defiance. Hitching tartan St Joseph skirts centimetres above a generous interpretation of...
"Rooting is Australian slang for ..."
Melinda’s message, Jack eats roots and leaves, had me cooking Ottolenghi’s vegan one-pan orecchiette puttanesca.Eating and enjoying, Jack asked, “Meat?”“Sure!” I whipped my knickers off.“Dessert instead,” he said, smirking.Bending me over the chaise longue, he wrapped fingers in my hair. Snapping...
"Pride is but one of seven deadly sins, Jane"
The Deadly Sin of Sloth“For Satan finds some mischief still for idle hands to do” - Isaac WattsMiss Elizabeth Bennet was excessively diverted; after all, nails just don’t paint themselves. This rare display of diligence had been motivated by her choice...
""Respect me. Adore me. Dominate me." Hugh Raye"
That there’s a whore at her core is a well-kept secret. For she’s been scarred too many times. Certainly fuckable, the thinking went, but, stripped to her emotional core, was she then lovable?The morning sun crept through Rosie’s apartment window....
""See what you can do with kangaroos then," said Daisy."
Auntie Dot barrow boys, lame duckable, but God they mangled strine.“Sexy meanz Aussie, like Beanz Meanz Heinz,” one said.“Like Tim-tams, vegemite,” his twin brother chimed.“Me? Kangaroos?” I asked.“You’re a corker shelia. But kangaroos sexy? You’re as mad as a cut snake.”“You...
No one hurts me like you do. Because no one loves me like you do.Cocooned in your arms, you held me while I sobbed. I must have looked a state, tears trailing down my cheeks, cheeks already stained with spit...
In my defence, it’s worth pointing out that she had the most adorable derriere. And that the minx had encased said bum in a very short pleated skirt that swirled enticingly.Yeah, yeah, I so know what you are thinking: ‘Annie,...
“Gag me, Annie. Make me drool.”“Your tits gonna be spit soaked, babe.”“Mmm. What’s the red lipstick for?”“Writing ‘spit-slut’ on your tits.”“God, so debased.”“Writing ‘anal-whore’ on your thighs.”“Annie, my cunt’s oozing.”“Writing ‘fuck-toy’ above your mound.”“I’m such a filthy little bitch.”“Going to...