"Everyone has problems. I try to help when I can."
I know I make this Agony Aunt thing look easy but it isn't. Basically you have to be truly incredible, sort of like Grace Kelly, Marilyn Monroe and Audrey Hepburn all rolled into one, with maybe just a dollop of...
"Everyone has problems. I try to help when I can."
Dear so called fucking CumGirl bitchI'm furious. Fuming. Livid. I've just spent the last three hours with my wand massager pressed hard against my angry clit in the hope that it will calm me down enough to be able to...
"Everyone has problems. I try to help when I can."
Unfortunately there has been some harrumphing and possibly a bit of a kerfuffle at the use of the word 'saddo' in the first 'Dear Cum'. I do understand that this is inflammatory language of a derogatory nature and that people...
Ever since I've been visiting Lushland, I've been inundated on a daily basis with heart-wrenching private messages seeking my advice. Now I have enough problems of my own without having to pay attention to other people's and I have no...
Lockdown hair, hairdresser neglected, touseled and freed to pursue its own destiny.Arched eyebrows, tweezer plucked into submission, shocked by the inevitable.Almond eyes, narrowed and sightless, all pupil, iris a mere halo of dopamine delight whilst mascara flecks scatter themselves across my lower...
"Two middle aged women chattering on a bench. That's it really."
"I think I'm going a bit mad."Â "We're all going a bit mad, sweetie."Â Now I've never been a happy recipient of pet names or even inappropriate chumminess. 'Luv', 'babe', 'dearie', or even 'you guys' is likely to cause me to bristle...
"A girls' night in."
Writing these is easy peasyWith just a squirt of lemon squeezy. Another bit of doggerel verseWith the occasional word perverse.  Now what shall be our theme today?Something jolie and light, something gay. Now I love a man in a uniformSince his visit to...
"A small tale of unrequited love"
On Monday he did bring a rose, A wretched floral stink, Emerald leaves, a thorny stemAnd horrid petals pink.  "Please marry me" he did proclaim, He really made a scene. With shuttered eyes and turn-ed cheek My response was quite serene.  Chocolate kisses, a symbol of love. I...
"Sometimes the past never quite lets go"
Memorabilia memorials in a battered boxFragments of near forgotten timeDog eared photos finger strokedBadge pins speckled with rustFool's Gold found in a silver discEstuary wails in a Country HouseSnogging tongues beneath sodium lightsTrembling sodden under drizzle skiesA love bite necklace...