"Handy Household Tips For Horny Housewives"
"Then you stuff them up your froufrou."*laughter*"Marcia Davenport swears by Fairy Liquid. Squirt a little on your fingers. Original or Lemon Zest is best. Work it into a lather. Let it coat your fingers, tip to knuckle. Enjoy the sensation...
"Fogbound in Ostend with oodles of lesbian vampires"
"No, I'm not doing it." "But dinkums." "I'm not doing any more." "Sweety-pie." "Don't you dinkums and sweety-pie me, I've said 'No' and I mean it.""What's the matter? Didn't you enjoy yourself? You did get a nice Georgie Eliot helping hand and you definitely...
"Everyone has problems. I do my best to help."
WARNING: This 'Dear Cum' contains non-sexualised references and descriptions of vaginas. We appreciate this is unsettling and unnatural. Be assured that this is just a brief forray into the world of Medical Science. Vaginas are, of course, nectar oozing flowers of...
"Some heroes just aren't up to the task"
"So we're going to do another one.""We are, you seem quite perky at the prospect.""I got a George Eliot special hand job last time so of course I'm perky. What's this one going to be?""We're going to do a little...
"Two Georges and an over-sized hand."
"So you can't write dialogue.""Nope. Not at all. Rubbish at it.""Are you sure that it's can't and not don't?" "Can't, don't. Six of one and half a dozen of the other. The stories are all me, me, me. No dialogue because there's...
"My Adventures As A Consensualised Adult"
12 May 202111 May 2021Not every day as a compromised adult can be a pleasure and I awoke to discover that overnight my pokie, pleasure teatlets had become stingy, firelit beacons atop my perky, hills of bountifulness, and the gorgeous...
"My Adventures as a Consensualised Adult"
11 May 202110 May 2021In all my years as a sullen, mood-swingy, hormonal, pubescent I had never had to visit the Headmaster's Office so I didn't know whether to be excited or anxious. But I'm a perky, pokie, positive, post-pubescent...
"My Adventures as a Consensualised Adult"
10 May 2021Last night was the worstest night's sleep ever. No sooner had I burrowed my head down into the pillows and squirmed happily to make myself a cosy nest beneath the bedding than the remote control, vibrating, princess plug...
"My Adventures as a Consensualised Adult"
9 May 2021When eventually, I got home from visiting Candy and her Mumsy I had such a shock that it felt as if my whole world as a consanguinity adult had tumbled down a rabbit hole and that I was...
"My Adventures as a Consensualised Adult"
8 May 2021Oh, diary where should I begin? I woke to find everything as normal as can be, by which I mean the 'new normal', the normal everyday world of a newly constitutional adult. My teen-angel breasts were resplendent in...