""Everyone has problems. I do my best to help.""
Hello sweeties.Now I've always made it a rule in life not to talk about myself. I'm very much of the opinion that celebrities should be ethereal gods and goddesses and that nobody wants to know about your genital warts or...
"An orgy of coupling couplets"
Bulge swaggers into the barHis assets viewable from afarHuge swinging dick hanging freeSlapping noisily about his kneeCojones that would grace a bullFertile, virile and jissom fullHis mission to impregnateAny slut who'd be his date.Tits was feeling really dirtyHorny, desperate, rather...
"Out With The Old. In With The New."
"Why?" His scowl expressive in its anger and frustration, as he gesticulates at the newly acquired 'Lelo Luxury Smart Wand Large Rechargeable Vibrator' that is tentatively exploring the smooth, swollen, flesh of my vulva. "I'm economising," I counter, as my...
"Aubergines, courgettes and meringues"
Trolley pushing with Stella; squeaking wheels and crash, bang, wallops; her urchin brood running riot. No cash and very little credit. It's a buy one, secrete one operation, with the offspring-from-hell as diversionary tactics.Hubby is hung like a horse and...
"Lies, damn lies and masturbation"
'Ready for Rasha' screams the social media hype.I am ready; splayed like a sacrificial virgin in my boudoir, thighs flung wide, buttocks clenched and raised as my insistent fingers massage my obsequious clit and my cunt weeps tears of liquid...
"He brings the wood. I bring the fire."
"I'm getting wood," he announces.My eyes flick south. Tongue traverses in a half moon caress across my bottom lip as my fingers flutter amongst fabric confines to release his nascent bulge. The weight of his swollen shaft presses against my...
"Money buys anything."
"Money is an artificial construct," she said her Coutts Card carrying, diamond sparkling, fingers dancing their way up the inside of my naked and exposed thighs."It separates the haves from the have-nots. Keeps the rich rich and leaves the poor...
"Bye Bye Bridgerton."
His fingers tease expertly at my neck's nape. Fixing me in position, urging me onwards as, head in his lap, I suckle hungrily on the expanding popsicle nestling in my mouth.My tongue swirls about his thick-veined muscle; foreskin withdrawn, smooth...
"I'm full of need. She insists on denial."
Paper pile, all red and final, urges me to call this number now.She's breathy. I'm breathier."Credit extension?" I beg in my best whimper."You'll have to wear more clothes," she unflinchingly retorts."I'm sure you'd prefer me in less," I flirt hopelessly...
"My purse is as empty as my petrol tank."
The pitstop has a country dustbowl ascetic as I pull over, my needle as red as my bank balance.Skirt hiked, buttons untethered, nipples evident atop my swelling bosom; all offered as negotiation beneath my inviting smile.With my best "lost little...