Macbeth’s Careless Witches

"What needs to go into that cauldron?"

Crouching by their cauldron, Crone spies Hag.“Welcome, weird sister. All the shopping done?”“Indeed. All poison'd entrails were in stock. Nose of Turk and dragon's scale were pricey, but adder's fork and lizard's leg were inexpensive. They've all gone into our...

A Marital Diatribe

"A disappointed husband may get another chance."

My prim wife despises coition.It's indecent and leads to perdition.She hopes, with great passion,It goes out of fashion.(NB: this means human extinction.)She shuns the temptations of mammonAnd wouldn't do anything common.She gives to the poorAnd cleans the church floor.In short,...