"Layla, you’ve got me on my knees. Layla, I’m begging darling please. Layla, darling won’t you ease my worried mind…"
Cassie drove south from Maynard on Route 27, then east on Route 9 into Wellesley, and was mildly disappointed that Routes 3 and 1 weren’t part of the itinerary. Neil Young and Linda Ronstadt were belting out Heart of Gold...
"Bobby Orr, behind the net to Sanderson—Orr! Bobby Orr! And the Boston Bruins have won the Stanley Cup!"
Cassie had noticed an empty seat behind the goal during the third period and then snuck down during the following intermission, giving her a front row seat for possibly the most iconic moment in the history of Boston sports. She...
"We are stardust. We are golden. We are billion-year-old carbon. And we’ve got to get ourselves back to the garden."
Cassie saw a space on the side of the road, thanked the heavens, and pulled over and parked. After driving all the way from Boston, her VW Beetle was threatening to overheat, and she did not want to get stuck...
"Cassie and Kevin bring their summer romance to a climactic finish."
Saturday, August 10, 1968Dear Mamó,I’ve been secretly loosening my asshole over the past couple of weeks, starting with a finger, then working up to a carrot, then finally a banana. I figured it's already pretty pliable because I take such...
"Cassie and Kevin drink a lot of beer, then Cassie keeps on drinking."
Friday, July 05, 1968Dear Mamó,Last night there were fireworks over the lake, then some fireworks inside the cabin, if you know what I mean! Just kissing and cuddling, though. I know you were a fast girl when you were my...
"Cassie spends the summer in a lakeside cabin and helps Lake Ossipee live up to its name."
Friday, June 14, 1968Dear Mamó,Well, I’m finally here! I went through an entire thermos of coffee on the drive up but I made it safe and sound around 9 o’clock last night. I had to pee so bad! I didn’t...
"Delilah pays an unexpected visit to Harvey and Lloyd after her tennis lesson."
“That’ll be a nickel, ma’am,” the jitney cab driver said over his shoulder. His eyes widened as Delilah leaned forward, giving him an unforgettable view of her vast décolletage and dropping a heavy half dollar into his calloused hand.“Keep the...
"Daphne and Tommy stage a backseat performance for an unexpected audience."
“So, Father, what’s happening in the news?” Daphne turned and faced the back seat as Tommy piloted the Packard Twin Six north on Broadway in the midmorning traffic.“Oh, all sorts of things,” Harvey replied, rattling his copy of the New...
"To avoid ruffling its feathers, a bird must face into the wind."
In May 1892, a delegation of over 200 Romanians traveled to Vienna, seeking redress from their systemic oppression by the ruling Hungarians. The emperor refused to grant them an audience, and their written memorandum was later returned to them unopened...
"Delilah makes a racket during a private tennis lesson."
“Tommy, thank you again for driving us this morning,” Delilah Davenport spoke up from the back seat. She was dressed for tennis, sporting a ribbed white camisole that was stretched to the limit by her enormous tits and was monogrammed...