"Humbug? But it’s Saturnalia! Ever made it with a ghost?"
I.Jake Gnarley was dead. Since her lover’s passing, Ellen was despondent. So much so, that Ellen Easier Screw no longer fucked anyone.It was December 16, the eve of the first day of Saturnalia. As Ellen walked the bustling streets of...
"What if you could just walk through the screen and into the porn flick? Then what if you decided you wanted out?"
ILogan was streaming “Girls Riot 4” on his 85-inch screen. As the movie started, a naked girl glided up to the camera, stuck her hand through the screen, smiled, looked straight at Logan, motioned with her finger, and said, “C’mon...
"Telling stories."
It was a glorious midsummer’s night. While the band in the gazebo happily played “Alexander’s Ragtime Band,” Bob and Raylene spread their blanket on the lawn. From the picnic basket, Bob took their bottle of red wine and two plastic...
"Hal mets a succubus who is a docent at the art museum. She shows him around."
She was a docent at the art museum. Her name tag read "AGRAT." Hal was an assistant director at the museum. He asked her about the unusual name."It’s an old family name," she said.That evening, out of curiosity, Hal looked...
"She was an angel. Walking among us just to ‘kick up her heels’ is how she put it."
The bright blue flash turned out to be an angel, who had climaxed while she was masturbating. Aaron, an Emergency Medical Technician, had heard moans under the boardwalk, and walked behind the pylons to see if anything was wrong. It...
"You think your thoughts are private? Think again."
Heather can hear you.Human brain waves broadcast all sorts of signals. But, generally, no one can hear them; no one has the receiver.Heather is the exception. Heather, you see, was born with a receiver.This evening, Heather was at a local...
"She used her powers only for Good."
Julia had big breasts. She had melons, bazongas, and just plain big big ones. And she was so tired of it all.For today, she was the object of yet another fight between two guys over which one she supposedly "belonged"...
"In which a bevy of beautiful women sucks off a glorp. Because the Queen. Well, you have to read it. You think I’m making this up, don’t you?"
"Strawberry!" the Queen proclaimed. And it was so, for Cleaning Day belonged to the Queen.In the cage, the hairy, horny, male glorp, trapped during the height of glorpdom’s rutting season, paced impatiently. His penis swung freely, looking for release. The...
"They gave her a massage."
Sally was really happy when five naked guys showed up at her front door."Hi, five guys," she said brightly."Hi, Sally," they said together.They were ready to show her a good time. She was ready to have one.The five were an...
"What if his really was that long? What if hers really were that big? I mean really really…"
Her name was Glorious Bazoombas. Gloria had a bust size of 103 cm, with G cups. His name was Maximillian Longshlong. Max had a 35 cm penis. Gloria and Max were animated cartoon characters.One day, over lunch, the two were...