"The inner slut flings into spring"
I’m buying eyeshadow in bulk againSix phat shades, in cream crayon-fat pencils.Maybe it’s time I get real.At these prices, I’ll tell you, it’s a stealBut who am I kidding? Like I needPurple raccoon eyes to pick up skim milkAt the...
"Alone and loving myself"
What am I anticipating?A knocking at my door.Chance for some prevaricating:I'm naked on the floor.Random bits of scintillatingChit-chat from above:Floating hyperventilatingMoans of making love.The stranger coming to my gateWill knock and pass on by;I will not move nor soon nor lateTill...
"I can't change my ways . . . ."
I guess I should've told youYou'd be a fool to believeMy promiscuous phase wasJust-- a phase.It's just my nature, I suppose.And if I led you to believeI was loyal, and kind, and trueWell, you should know:I have sojourned 'mid strange...
"Surprise gift makes shy wife feel slutty"
“And ah, yeah, open this one.” “Goodness, you shouldn’t have,” April gushed. “You’ve already made my day, sweetie.” “One more goodie won’t hurt, will it?” Larry smiled benignly as he handed her the final wrapped package. “Well,“ she said, smiling...
"Anal virgin fag-hag turns to gay BFF for booty-training"
Not for nothing are “Ghost World” and “The Doom Generation” my favorite films. I was made for a stark black bob long before I ever got one, before I saw those movies and even before I discovered black hair dye....
"Lesbian coeds, but who's the top?"
Some asshole had tried to explain to me, back in April, that the single-room in Waterford was “the size of a postage stamp.” What a lying little bitch.“Oh my god,” Stacy had squealed, “I hear there isn’t even, like, a...