The Siren

"A temptress waits and sings . . ."

A crossroads am I, where three hungry holes kneelAnd if here, Traveller, you drag your worn heelBy wave or by wing, bring along a friend,Feast to my famine, my chasms to mendWith cocks, fingers, or fists, and cunts to kiss,So...

Lucy Rises

"An unexpected and longed-for reunion . . ."

I thought they buried you in the snowLast winter-- but, pray, was that me?Curious, how I’ve nowhere to go,But pace the graves at half past three:Mysterious ‘tis, where goes my mindThese bleary days since I spied you last;It seems I’m...

Kandi Girl

"Longing for a superstar on the dancefloor"

You’ll play these maidens for fools, Dancer dear,Cropped hair atomic pink, steel stud shiningIn your bottom lip, a bank your tongue overflowsWhen you giggle.Look at you: baby blue UFO pants, rainbowPiping, your silly little bump and grinding;Kandi-coated arms flail like...

Alexa’s Inbox

"A smutstress and her horny fans"

[Author's Note: A bit of a post-modern lark, this one. There's the occasional winking joke for the initiates. Or maybe that's just me. The feedback is entirely fictitious. In the real world, comments are still welcome and appreciated.]Alexa drained the last...

The Salutatorian

"When a smart girl turns slutty . . ."

My friends had asked, how was it so, that I had passedFrom steadfast salutatorian to beingSuch a promiscuous slut(a redundancy of sorts, but not their words).But I answered so disingenuouslyAnd with so politely maintained a pretenseOf taking no offense at...

Wild Christmas (in June)

"The best time for love is six months away!"

I’m a winter girl, I cannot lie(I could give you 13 reasons why).If this were the Christmas season, what a jolly apparitionYou’d find me to be in my yuletide condition:Cropped and tight in a warm ribbed sweater,I might even break...

Grad School Mixer

"Looking across the room to attract a new mate"

Pleather pantsSeldom ride on the assesOf girls who wear glassesButI’m the proud exception to many a rule.Life’s full of surprisesLike a bad burritoThe Oort CloudOr an offshore bank accountAnd I’m just one of them.You seem to me to be searchingSearching...

Heaven-sent

"An angel sent from heaven above?"

Even fools can find patterns, if heavenShows mercy, and Providence, for my sinsWas kind enough to drop you in my way,You angel cake crumb! Your halo danglingA bit tarnished, in one hand, and not soInconspicuously swinging out ofSight, behind your...

Come and Eat Me

"A storm can make you hungry"

I sit here in a rutSnug and dry as a boneOr a blueberry sconeJust as edible too, butIt’s storming, and I’m quite all alone.There’s something in the beatOf gray afternoon rain,That pulsation on the pane:It hammers out wet heatDeep in...

Candy Raver Cute

"Yielding to temptation at the rave"

You’re just too cute when you’re rollingChatty Cathy candy raver youIn your conditionMy dumbest definitions taste like divinationWhen your lips bat them back at meIt must be the EcstasyAnd blue batted eyes try my Chastity(the prison guard that slumps inside...