So… Father Christmas Throat Fucked My Wife

"One minute your marriage is monogamous... the next, your wife's face is full of another man's cock!"

Everyone knows that Santa’s really nice to kids, but what they don’t know is that he’s an absolute terror toward adults.I knew this first-hand as the paunched-belly motherfucker pummeled my wife’s throat in front of me as if she wasn’t...

The Night After No Nut November

"A dominatrix takes advantage of the 'No Nut November' trend, and uses five young men as semen dispensers."

The black lipstick she applied to her lips dreamed to reach the shades of darkness her moonlighting persona held.Was she really that far gone?Had she strayed from the light so much that the woman staring at her in the mirror...

The Thrusts And Grinds Of The Incomparable Cheek-Clapper

"Some urban legends are more pleasant than others"

“Clap these cheeks. Clap these cheeks. Clap these cheeks.”The dark-skinned, ponytailed beauty stared into her bathroom mirror and shook her head in an “I knew this bullshit wouldn’t work” motion. It probably served her right for buying into nonsensical urban...

Cumming To A Head

"Will a festering conflict between a married couple lead to them fighting it out or fucking it out?"

The clicking and creaking of the front door triggered a heavy sigh for a showering Tiana James. Elation that once filled her resultant of those sounds had long left town, unsure when or if it would ever return.“Keenan,” she sounded...

The Big Booty Struggle

"Women with plump lower masses can relate"

No matter how much she hopped, skipped and wriggled, her booty shook, jiggled and dimpled.“Every goddamn time,” she complained.“Half of the female population would kill to have all that,” I replied.“They’d never understand the struggle of this half.”She squirmed, shimmied...

Morning Proposal

"Things don't always go as planned."

The presentation went poorly, and his anxiety left him shaking.“Get some fresh air,” his boss said.He agreed.He drove around when the slim redhead in the skimpy pink dress seen during his earlier commute caused him to stop and ask her:...

Three Bags

"Picking up stuff from his best friend's ex's place just got harder"

Knock-knock-knock.Fifteen seconds passed, and the apartment door remained closed.Knock-knock-knock-knock-knock.“Alright!” a woman’s voice shrieked from inside. “Gimme a damn minute.”It ended up being two.When the door opened, Jasmine spun and marched to a grey armchair. She sat and lapped her legs,...