Fun In The Kitchen

"Who knew washing dishes could be such fun"

I was in the kitchen washing up the dishes from our BBQ earlier that day. You had gone out to the garden to put the chairs away and generally tidy up. I put my earphones in, tuned into some rather...

Popeye My Sailor Man

"Semen from my Seaman"

I'm so nervous, we've talked online, texted and video called, but never met until now. I've flown halfway around the world to meet you. Your ship has docked and unloaded it's cargo and you're on your way to me.So I...