Miss American Pornstar

"The ratings for America’s newest cable TV show are rising like a raging erection."

Ida Hoe was waiting nervously back stage as her arch rival, Holly Keyhole, performed on stage riding Hoss Bigg cowgirl style on a trampoline. She could hear the audience shouting in delight. The raucous cheers were almost deafening.Ida was horrified...

Love is life’s cruel mistress,And life’s crowning triumph.Love embitters the soul,yet conquers the heart.Love is never easy,And will die without toils.It is langour and sweat,the power and rejuvenation.Love brings this man to his knees,pushes his face into the dirt.It gives...

A Holiday Party Turns Naked

"The exchanging of XXX gag gifts turns a holiday college party into a big naked romp!"

episode 28 (This follows “The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party”)Fall semester of my senior year at UGA had come to a close. It had been a wild and memorable semester that began with Jennifer and Mary Beth competing for my...

Conquest of Love

"The bitter conflict of love, loss, betrayal, and love fought for."

I have been laid open,Exposed for all to see The scar tissue of my heartThat forms your name.For only you could penetrateMy impregnable defense,And rip from my soulThe burning forever flame.Your wiles, your smiles,Your lustful kisses, your whispers That called...

The Legend of Dick Touché

"A hillbilly with a huge cock is recruited to make a porn audition video...lights, camera, action!"

Dexter wondered in amazement at the the multitude of people he saw as he accompanied Betti Bodacious through the airport. He was feeling overwhelmed at all he had seen and experienced in the last couple of days. He wasn’t sure...