"It turned out Red was an animal in bed…"
Little Red Riding Hood was walking home after a long day. The tides of life hadn't precisely drifted her way since she was a young girl. She still had the red hood, but she was, in fact, a grown-ass woman...
"Pick a hole… any hole."
Angela was busy doing the dishes in her apartment. She looked out the kitchen window and saw storm clouds moving in from the west. She couldn't quite remember if she had left the windows open on her car and would...
"Shit happens when things get wet…"
I was working in the mall's parking lot, doing my thing. The sound of my pin finder carried on the breeze as I neared the local gym in the mall.Suddenly, a melodic voice behind me asked, "Looking for treasure?"I turned...