"Two girlfriends disagree on if her breasts were real or fake."
My girlfriend and I sometimes play a game when we are out and about and — well — bored. Do you remember the old Michael Jordan commercial for Hanes underwear? It opened with two women sitting on a park bench...
"A plastic surgeon can tell"
We checked into the hotel in adjoining rooms. We're attending the Conference of Plastic Surgeons the next day. I took a quick shower after the long flight and as I exited the bathroom, I saw someone else was in the...
"Everyone assumes strippers are only interested in money, then my wife walked into the club."
I think I made a grave error. I guess I should explain. Well before marriage, I used to enjoy the occasional trip to strip clubs. I never went often and hardly ever when dating someone. But there was something so...
"Dora's pissed at her husband's fantasies about their sexy babysitter!"
Dora answered the door, knowing full well who was on the other side. TT, also known as Theresa Tammy, her babysitter. She lived just a few houses down and had become almost a member of the family since the baby...
"Vinci finds himself accidently sent to the past!"
The cell door closed with a frightening finality. Vinci thought that he shouldn’t call it a cell since it had no resemblance to a Twenty-First Century jail cell, but the feeling was the same. He was confused as to why...
"I met someone!"
I stopped at my favorite coffee place. It was jammed, which was unusual in this time of minimum contact. I managed to grab a tiny table and was enjoying my coffee when a woman asked to share my table."I'm Brooke," I said...
"I knew I was lucky when she sat down, I didn't know what kind of luck it would be."
I travel a great deal and, luckily for me, I get to upgrade to First Class nearly every flight. There is a lot to be said about First Class. The flight attendants act as if they know you and address...
"What was I to do?"
I opened the sliding door, "Get in here, just the hell were you thinking?" My daughter's best friend, Missy, was on my patio, in the pouring rain, wearing nothing but her top. I pulled her in and grabbed a towel to...
"A Virgin is getting married and tells her friends"
"Jewelry, my dear, jewelry!"Hold my fingers two incles apart, "This is six inches!""No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you are thinking!"Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?The group at the table started cracking...
"Brigitte is a klutz and needs help to pass gym class."
I’m Brigitte and I am a dork. I’m not saying that in a mean way, I just am well aware of my limitations when it comes to any sort of physical activity. I’m clumsy, which doesn’t help and extremely uncoordinated....