For she is a pure cum slut

"For she is an Englishmen's dream"

Despite all of the evidence Like cream inside her underpants She remains technically pure She remains technically pure Of the sex act she is wary Though she’d long since lost her cherry And she does experiment. Yes, she does experiment....

Three little sluts who drool‏

"Maiden Japan and laid in every port these three girls know how to cavort"

Each girl described below is over the age of 16 TRIO – Cum-Cum , Peep-Hole , and Titties-Sing , with Chorus of Girls . The Three . Three little sluts who drool are we, Hungry for any cock we see...

Opposites attractively

"mood changes everything that's meant to be or not to be"

 Sex has a nasty wayOf getting in the wayOf getting closeTo the one you love.Love has a gentle wayOf having sexIn many waysTo the one you love.Put these two togetherSex and Love, I mean.Souls bound by tetherIn love, not obscene.What...

When I was all laid

"Satirical take on HMS Pinafore's When I was a Lad"

I was just sixteen when I began to learn How acting bad would make my bum burn. My mother and father never spared the rod. They thought beating me was ordained by God. But such punishment did not deliver me,...

Naked New Moon

"an ode to darkness' delight"

I had a dream and took a dareTo race 'neath moonless sky.I had to run one mile bare,With both hands held up high. New moon magic welled within But only dark light shed Upon my road or my bare skin...

A polite man’s wife is not a happy one

"Second in a Gilbert Sullivan sexy, satirical, lewdly, lyrical farago. Ref> Pirates"

When dealing with sexual frustration (frustration) Because wifely duties are not done. (are notdone) When the better half blames menstruation, (menstruation) A polite man knows what is to be done. (to be done.) A discrete man need not grow agitated...

Opera with a nice ring to it

"Der Ring des Nibelungen What really happened in that final scene"

Blessed bare on the enchanted summit.What lies there? Puss-puss or somewhat.How delightful is this glimmering sight!Breasts heaving in that armour tight.Siegfried is taken by amorous fits.The armour’s off; My God! What tits!“Mommy, Mommy. Looky, looky!Brünnhilde’s boobs and naked nookie!”‘Das ist...

L’important c’est la rose

"Men know what they want. Women know what 's important."

Soulmate got under my skin, Come now upon my flesh.For I would take you deep withinWhere lust and love enmesh.Soft, hot touch of skin on skin,The drum beats of my heartSpeak of hotter life withinI would to you impart.Petals' touch...

Vanessa Has Nothing to Hide

"If you've got it, flaunt it.. if you don't got it, fake it."

Vanessa could only say 'I'dNothing whatsoever to hide.'Her B-cup was half emptyBut, as anyone could see, Her smile and ass were quite wide.About her bosom she did mullFor her bra cup was only half-full.But that sixteen year old lassHad a great...