Soccer To Me, Boys

"I can't get enough of boys who are buff"

You must wonder why any dame Would want to watch a soccer game. Balls shot at the net Got our pussies wet. As guys pulled off their shirts, we came. When compared to rugby, it’s tame. But it’s called the...

Bare-Butt Buttocks Burning Bright

"Spanking new version of a William Blake classic"

Was her buttocks lewdly shownO'er a knee, her thong pulled down?They saw a gorgeous brace of buns.How smooth her shaven Venus Mons! Her nether garment was slipped offPast her jeans which she did slough.Naked now from waist to toeOh how her bare butt soon...

Yin/Yang Yoga

"Yoga class conducted by the Master who is inspired by a greater Master"

Yin/Yang Yoga Classes were designed for the spiritual enrichment of boys and girls between the ages of 17 and 20. Therefore members were recruited from local High Schools and colleges. Parental permission slips were filled out and all legal precautions were taken...

Dream Dare To Be Bare

"nudity runs in my family"

( an alternate version under a different moon madness ) Some years have now passed Since I first dreamt that scene: A little maiden running fast Clothing nowhere seen. Running naked in the dark Down an unknown road, In what started...

Sigma Sorority Sisters Suck!

"Ah, college days! Missed among the haze! A pledge her dues pay! It's only a teenage phase!"

Anita followed a pledge plan Despite a sorority ban. Sigma sisters she thanked For getting her spanked Then leaving her nude in the can.But mischief was to befall To her in a toilet stall. On her next washroom trip Where...

Trial by Jury of Her Peers (or oglers)

"Barrister embarrassed bare assed take off but not strip Sir William S. Gilbert again"

When I,dear friend, first became a slut I started withso much passion But unlike the whores who lewdly strut My clothing was well out of fashion. I’d bras and thongs and minis very short, Tube tops that displayed my boobies,...

My Sniveling Toads, Good Morning

"Another satire from HMS Pinafore"

BITCH I am a Mistress as I said before TOADIES And you treat us as you should BITCH You’re sniveling little chaps Whose bums need many slaps With a paddle made of wood. TOADIES We're sniveling little chaps Whose bums...

Queen Gamer’s Song ( I can’t think why!)

"Satriical ditty re King Gama's Song by William S. Gilbert"

If you pay close attention, and I’m very sure you do, You’ll discover I am no one you can easily pooh-pooh. My body’s very finely tuned as is my intellect. If I’ve any faults at all, they’re too small to detect....

Nightmare Butt-Fuck Song

"I loan the naughty version of the Nightmare song below to WIlliam S. Gilbert"

When you're lying awake as your butt starts to ache And your sphincter's so sore that it makes you whine, You deserve a rebuke for shoving that cuke Way up there, where the sun can’t ever shine. If you'd used...