The Tub of Cherry Garcia

"My girlfriend exacts her revenge for stealing her favorite ice cream!"

"Bitch!" I heard from down in the kitchen. 'Now what?' I thought to myself, still lying naked in my girlfriend's bed, basking in the afterglow of some sweet early evening passion with Kaitleen. I could hear the annoyance in her...

Starship Starbride

"A sentient computer aboard a starship becomes a voyeur of the sleeping crew's erotic dreams."

It was said they would never dream. How could they? Even the tell-tale signs of rapid-eye-movement were suppressed in the stasis-field of the ship's hibernaculum, their life processes held in suspension as shimmering blue cryo-gasses inhibited even cellular mitosis. Brain-waves...

Siren Sappho

"A beacon to lost lesbians"

Homeward I sail to the shores of Lesbos Sappho is my Siren Once outward bound I faced away And saw not home and comfort My course was plotted by others’ hands To learn the worldly way And seek what others...

Chrisor

"When two best friends come to Manhattan, a chance encounter changes their relationship!"

The day I first noticed Chrisor was the day I learned my newest manuscript had been accepted by my publisher. I was stoked because it meant I was finally back! I had a book-signing in an Upper West Side bookstore...

Band Camp

"And this one time, at band camp..."

“So where did you do it?" Sheryl asked, impatiently.“In a practice room! They’re sound-proof," I said smugly. “The whole band was playing twenty feet away, and she was moaning and screaming her head off when I wiggled her baton inside...