"Vanessa and I reminisce about our first times."
The afternoon sun was streaming through the bedroom window when I awoke from a dream that Vanessa was casually and luxuriously sucking my cock, to find that she really was casually and luxuriously sucking my cock. "Hmmm..mmm," I sighed contentedly,...
"Can a sexy Scot with a beard trump the nudist teens from the last chapter?"
“Come on over here and get comfortable while I think up a story,” I suggested to Vanessa. “I know I’m not allowed to play with your pussy while I tell it, but what about your boobs. Can I play with...
"In the 1937 film of the same name Cary Grant didn't cum on Irene Dunne's face."
I thought that the world would tumble down around my ears when I told my wife the awful truth. It's strange how reality is sometimes such a relieving disappointment compared to our worst imaginings. Contrary to my anxious visions, there...
"The fucking and sucking begin at last... not to mention a game of Total Indulgence."
Once the bed was covered with fluffy bath-towels, Vanessa jumped on it and lay with her legs spread wide. “Look how wet you’ve got me,” she said, sliding a couple of fingers easily in and out of her pussy. “And...
"A nature story about a woodpecker and a wet beaver...."
Ah, Brandy, let me take you back to that first summer by the lake. I know that a memory of every pleasure that we shared is burned indelibly into your mind and your body, as it is with me. But...
"I wasn't attracted to fat girls until I accidentally walked in on Tina while she was masturbating."
If I didn't get my left and right confused it probably never would have happened. I've always been that way. I have to imagine myself writing, or something like that, to get it straight. Sometimes I don't think about it...
"What better place than the bathtub for establishing the rules of an erotic utopia?"
The next day I had set up my easel on the beach outside my cottage and was once more attempting to paint a landscape that someone might actually want to buy. Once more I was failing miserably. My heart just...
"It sounded like a cruel joke, but it ended up being the sexiest birthday party Anita ever had."
"This time you've gone too far," said Anita. "I know you like to play little jokes on me on my birthday...but an appointment with Weight Watchers?" "It's not what you think," replied Tina with a meaningful smile. "Just ring that...
"Nicki had many shortcomings as a nurse, but she sure excelled with her bedside manner."
"I hope that Matron doesn't notice that I'm late again," fretted Nicki as she hurried down the hospital corridor, the rubber soles of her shoes squeaking on the polished linoleum. "Nicki! In my office, this minute!" barked the voice she...
"In which Vanessa and I explore the erotic side of UV protection"
Vanessa's phone call woke me from a deep sleep. "You'd better stay up your end of the island for the next half hour," she warned me. "I'm going for a swim." "Thanks for the warning," I replied. No sooner had I...