"It's a Kitchen Wet Dream when two celebrity chefs get caught up in a food play orgy."
You know how it is in dreams. How you aren't always yourself. Well, last night I was Gordon Ramsay. I was about to give the Kitchen Nightmares treatment to a lady chef. I already had my shirt off as I strode...
"A dragon-tattooed computer hacker stirs up a hornet's nest in this tale of cybersexual anarchism."
Lisbeth Salamander never paid porn site subscriptions. That was one of the fringe benefits of being a professional computer hacker. She hacked into the billing company's computers and signed herself up using the names and identities of government ministers or...
"My Downfall (Part 1)"
Vanessa leaned back against me in the bath as I played casually with her soapy nipples. She turned her head and kissed me lightly on the lips. "Isn't this bliss?" she sighed. "I love bathing you," I said, "but I can't...
"Who would have thought that the future of the human race would depend on strip pinball?"
"If this ain't Nowheresville you can sure see it from here," growled Billy "The Kid" Kincaid as he pulled up to the only truckstop in Monkey Spank, New Mexico, his fire-engine red hotrod spewing steam from its radiator. "Well, I...
"Men were going missing and the only suspect was a very large woman who knew how to have a good time."
The name’s Bristol. Bertie Bristol. I’m a private dick. I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “He just slipped that dick in there for a cheap laugh.” Well, if you’ve got a better place I can slip it in just...
"In which Vanessa's persuades me to let her put her clothes back on."
"Does it feel good when I do this?" Vanessa asked, briefly clenching her pussy muscles around my cock as she pumped up and down on it. "It feels like your pussy is wanking me off," I cried. "My pussy is...
"Most of the time nude housecleaning is a pleasant enough job, but some clients make it hard..."
I'd been working for Clobber-Free Cleaners for only two weeks when I met up with Dora. Most of the women I worked for just quietly watched me as I cleaned their house naked. Afterwards they might make me a cup...
"Better watch you out when a store Santa makes a home visit!"
"You just don't have any sense of adventure anymore," complained Debbie. "Like all those muggers and murderers you deal with everyday?" I wanted to know. "It has nothing to do with my job," she replied. "And for your information it...
"Vanessa's girl's only fantasy."
At first it seemed a bit strange to be reading aloud a story written in the first person by a woman. But somehow, knowing that Vanessa had written the story, I found it a tremendous turn-on. It was as if...
"What sort of nudist colony doesn't let you masturbate in public?"
Ginger was pissed off. How could an adults only nudist colony have such strict rules banning sexual activity of any kind. The warm Queensland sun felt soothing on her naked skin, but on the inside she seethed with indignation as...