Ass Over Tea Kettle

"They say absence makes the heart grow fonder..."

They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. I will tell you now that it is absolute unadulterated horseshit. Absence and distance cut your heart into little pieces and leaves a hole inside that hurts.Katie. Oh my Katie…I had been...

Dad’s Prescription

"What the Doctor ordered?"

Present Day:“Dad… Dad, are you in there?”Silly question really because I know he is in the house somewhere.I work as a Family Physician in a local medical clinic and visit home a couple of times a week to check on...

Nephew

"Is emulation the highest form of flattery?"

“I am NOT gay, I like girls. I really, really like girls. I am NOT A SISSY.”He was panicked, frightened and close to tears. His voice dropped to a whisper. “I’m not… a sissy… I just might have a strange...

Jeanie

"It’s funny how mothers always warn us about boys, but never about girls..."

I was annoyed…At first …Then I was amused.- - -I have lived in Midtown Manhattan for most of my adult life and Eugenia’s Creations just off Herald Square is my favorite boutique. I am a curvy girl and Eugenia designs...

Night Flight

"My first business trip to Paris."

How about this!I have been invited to attend the International Women in Business Conference being held in Paris, France. My very first official overseas business trip and I am more than ready for it. Definitely time this twenty-eight-year-old middle management...