"How I was dealt with to the full extent of the law."
One day a policewoman pulled me over for speeding and dealt with me to the full extent of the law.As a prosecutor, she requested that I eat her pussy “till cows cum home.”For female jurors, she took turns sucking my...
"On moral superiority of men"
One day in the subway a woman grabbed my dick. Well, a little rubbing in a crowded car is not so bad. This woman though did it six ways from Sunday. She unzipped my fly, reached into my boxers, traced...
"A short variation on a well-known dialog"
“Why do you have such a big tail?”“That's not a tail.”“What is it?”“It’s my secret.”“What do you do with it?”“It’s a secret, I hide it. Why do they call you Little Red Riding Hood? What do you ride?”“Nothing really. Wait!...
"Shamelessly stolen from A.A. Milne"
The King askedThe Queen, andThe Queen askedThe Dairymaid:“Could we have some butter forThe Royal morning thing?”The Queen asked the Dairymaid,The DairymaidSaid, “Certainly,I’ll go and tell the cowNowTo make butter for the King.”The DairymaidShe curtsied,And went and toldThe Royal Cow:“Get slice...
"Overcoming the gravity"
“Does your husband understand the full gravity of your solution to our three-body problem?” asked Professor slowly lifting the hem of her dress.“Yes, and it hardens him, but gravity is overrated.”Celeste’s body arched upward to meet Professor midway and take...
"Ten inch, eleven inch, twelve inch ... ouch. A must-read erotico-political thriller…"
Chapter 2. Big Dick 2 GoCongressman DeLittle was a big man. He was tall and wide in shoulders and yes, he was Congressman from a big state. The problem was that Congressman DeLittle had a small dick. And because of...
"A true risk is when you do not know what is at stake."
There were just two of them in that cabin, a man and a woman. They gave me shelter for the night when I was on my way to the Smuggler’s Pass.Asking questions was not safe in that land torn by...
"A must-read erotico-political thriller"
PrologueMr. Richards stood up facing the window and lowered his trousers and underwear. Agent Beth and Agent Rachel knelt in front of him and began visually inspecting his dick. “Excellent specimen. Would you permit me to question him?” asked Agent...
“Never use this word!” said my English teacher after I inserted ‘cunt’ in a sentence. I just learned it from a paperback smuggled by someone across the Iron Curtain. Straight from college, she was hot. I was trying to impress...