"The time has come. And now that you've bedded the whole house, soon will she."
You sit at the breakfast table, awkwardly tapping your fingers as Lilith glares at you in the seat opposite yours. Her one red eye stares at the countless bruises left over from your first meeting with Eari the previous day....
"The boarding house is starting to get steamy. And smoky. And smashed to pieces."
You thought you were being a good manager.You got up early on a Wednesday morning, a day when all the girls are at college. Natasha has lab work, Muu is practicing for practicals, Yyvnn and Bessa are spending the day...
"Another demonic misfit joins the household. What a shocker."
It's deathly quiet in the office, deep within the provisional Earth-Hell Initiative headquarters.Casey is sitting at one end of a long table, frantically scribbling away at a sheet of paper as she tuts and swears beneath her breath. Over by...
"You remember reading about the 'Milk of Human Kindness' once. But the 'Milk of Demon Kindess' is more to your taste."
Casey really knows how to make herself at home. The Imp seems to leave a trail of destruction in her wake wherever she goes, and it often falls to either you or one of the other lodgers to clean up...
"Big things come in small packages. Especially when said small packages are a demanding sort"
"Did you remember to pick up the drain brush?"Of course you did; how could you not? Natasha's been nagging you about it for three days now."Well it's not my fault the bath is clogged. Blame Yyvnn; it's her feathers that...
"She was a goliath; an amazon wrought from burning bronze."
Sicily.If there was one thing about the place that Bennett was certain of, it was that he did not enjoy being there in the slightest. The weather was unbearably hot and, weighed down as he was by his equipment, he...
"Laying with a demon would leave the best of men speechless, but this is just ridiculous."
There's something endearing about the way Muu loses her shit every time she tries something new. You figured that she would enjoy sushi, given her previous life as a pontoon fisherwoman. But you never would have anticipated her having a...
"You never imagined a demon could taste so good."
Everything about Lilith makes you uncomfortable. The way her single red eye glares at you, how she clenches her cigarette between her teeth, the pistol hanging conspicuously from her hip... For a governmental agent, she doesn't make you feel very...
"You were drunk, and the offer sounded good at the time. If only you could remember what it actually was..."
You honestly couldn't remember him being there last time you checked. You are in some seedy downtown bar, halfway through your third - or was it fifth? - whiskey when you noticed an oddly dressed man sitting beside you, though...