What to do with an erection

"It's more versatile that you think."

If you're faced with an erectionand you don't know what to do,I've had a little thinkand I've got some ideas for you.You could use it as a mug tree.you can use it to roll dough.You could use it as a...

I love to watch

"The pleasure's in the viewing..."

I love to watch you touch yourself, and have a little tease.I love to watch you slowly strip and give your tits a squeeze.I love to watch your finger tipscaress your naked skin.I love to watch them touch your lipsthen...

The Fifty Shades Effect

"What happens when horizons are broadened."

'I fancy trying something new'she said to me one day,she'd just been watching, with her mates, that Fifty Shades of Grey. 'Well what d'you have in mind'says I, I'm always up for fun.But little did I realisewhat we had just...

Do you fancy…?

"If you don't ask..."

Do you fancy a bum fuck?I know that I do.I really don't mind,if it's me or its you.I happily fuck from behind through the night,feeling the squeeze of your arse nice and tight.Or maybe you'd ratherstrap on a fat dick.Covered...

Such A Turn On

"Some of the things that get me hot..."

Long legs and short skirtsand a stocking clad thigh.A knowing half smileand a glint in the eye.Cherry red lips andlong nails set to match,as they tease and they touchand they tickle and scratch.Full ripened breastsand proud nipples so pink,that I'm...

Sweet Valentine

"Will you be mine?"

Sweet valentine,will you be mine,with soft red lipslike cherry wine.Would you agreeto come with me,to sail across the open sea,until we reacha sandy beachand share a biteof ripened peach.We'd while awayeach sunny dayand there we would decide to stay.Just you...

If you’d be mine

"I would do anything for you"

I'd buy you wine and flowers.I'd take you out for dinner.I'd take you somewhere ice-skating,even though I'm a beginner.I'd get you some posh chocolatewith your favourite choice of filling.I'd take you to a moviewhere that guy you like's top billing.I'd...

Come, my lady

"The pleasure's all mine"

My lady, come sit on my faceand let me pull apart the lace,and with my lips I would replacethem on your pouting pussy.Come sit my lady and encase,between your warm thighs sweet embrace,my ever eager smiling face,before your pouting pussy.And...

Feeling Fruity

"Anyone for a fruit salad?"

I've a cock like a banana.I've got balls like ripened plums.I like lips of sweetened cherries,and I do like peachy bums.I like tits like watermelons,or pink grapefruits at the least.I like nipples like pert raspberries.A delicious fruity feast.I like pussy's...

Milly liked a willy

"Some of the women I have known.."

Milly liked a willyand she liked my one the best.And Helen had two melonssitting proud upon her chest.Diana was a plannerevery detail set just right.While Annie had a fannythat was really very tight.Rita was a beaterleft my penis black and...