"His affair with his neighbour Vi in full swing, Ali encounters her sexy young niece, Leanne."
The first time I saw Leanne, I was wanking. The second time too. Which should come as no surprise really, as I’m always wanking. When Violet isn’t spreading her thighs and showing me everything she’s got by the light of...
"A recently-widowed woman suspects that her neighbour is secretly watching her."
'Hi, Ali.''Hi, Vera.'I actually smeared her name, blurred the V into an M and faded out the ending too, so she probably only heard Mer, or Ver. It was embarrassing, but what could I do? She was standing on the...
"Overwhelmed by the vast ocean, a girl stands at the prow of a cruise ship steaming into the night."
Moonlight reflected in smiling ripples that formed a silver pathway stretching to the horizon. The night turned her telescope around on me, belittled me, shrank me into inconsequentiality. Out here, on an endless ocean beneath an infinite sky, I was...
"A knowing look transmutes Sally's Saturday job into a frozen, swollen meat-fest."
Hacking bones, I glance askanceAt Graham in his bloody apronSawing through a clump of muscleTrimming fat and severing tendonsOh, those hands! now gloved and crimsonSkillful as a slaughtering surgeonOperations never ending Always reaping, never sewingGrisly gristle, loathsome lites areMinced for barbecue...
"Breaking magic spells sometimes requires extreme measures"
I know this will sound incredible, unbelievable, but you have to believe me. I swear this is exactly as it happened. There were lots to choose from, dozens, but this one sort of called to me. It did! Honestly, I...
"Evolution has ill-prepared us"
Upright, naked, prowls the plain An alien race, self-conscious brain An ember born of sparking flint A revolution with no hint No light to shed where it may lead 'Tis here I hone my guilt, my greed My sisters venture...
"Mother Earth is fucked and is not particularly enjoying it"
Love, at the atomic level, is an electron. Whether an electron shared, given, or stolen, is not an issue, for these are human descriptors and electrons are not human. The chemical reactions that magically create the illusion of love within...
'Impress meYes, youStanding, toweringOver little meCold drink in sweaty palmOne eyeball dangling in my braless dressAnd one yoyo-ing from my hellish heelsTo split-thighed heavenliness A goddess, yesNow, little manTell me your dirtyFucking filthyEarthly plan!'*He straightenedPelvis tightenedAnd I saw with my own...
"A Monday morning fuck may have runny repercussions, cummy consequences, unctuous upshots..."
Slowly circling Sliding down Cork-screwing Paragliding Back from pleasure's peak My heaven Bliss My favourite moment Just before I sink to kiss His eyes, his lips And take his flesh Into my depths Once more Controlled and conscious Hold him...
Aardvark's at the front Page one And zygote's near the rear See, here But after that this dictionary's worse than Useless * Look No love But sex is everywhere A noun, to have, to be, Apparently So tied up to...