"I was a nobody from the Alaskan wilderness but now I'm dating a professional model. And I owe it all to one book that taught me all about broads."
I grew up in a remote Alaskan cabin not too far from Denali National Park. My old man was a surly, backwoods kind of guy that loved hiking, fishing, and chopping wood.I wasn’t born in Alaska.I was born in Las...
"Would you sacrifice reason for the woman of your dreams?"
In my village, there is a place on the beach where my ancient ancestors etched carvings into large boulders. Most of the petroglyphs are only visible at low tide when the ocean recedes far enough to reveal the mysterious markings.My...
"My sister and I share a gift. Now we share a lot more."
Something happened during the pandemic – something I haven’t talked about with anyone.It was mid-March when I drove from Orlando Florida to Seward, Alaska. I had just turned eighteen and was ready to experience the outdoors and meet some new...
"My best friend's teenage daughter wanted to go on a boat ride. Things didn't go as planned but fortunately, she brought along two fleshy floatation devices."
One of my favorite old-time TV shows is Gilligan’s Island. Every Saturday morning, I sit back in my Lay-Z- Boy recliner, sip on my Bailey’s and coffee, and watch the Bouncing Beauties Sitcom Power Hour on my favorite YouTube channel,...
"Existence if fragile. Especially when faced with events that shatter your perception of reality."
When I was eight, my mother said she was taking me to Disney World. The excitement I felt was overwhelming. The night before the trip, I went to bed at nine. When I woke up, I got dressed and went...
"This year, I got to swap gravy with two gorgeous ladies during my annual Spanksgiving celebration. It truly is a magical time of year."
My name is Nick and I’d be remiss if I didn’t share a remarkable Spanksgiving story during this horny holiday season. You probably remember me as the guy lucky enough to explore the murky depths of my teenage niece's mystery...
"A week of anger, love, jealousy, sex, hatred, and joy. Not necessarily in that order."
Have you ever looked back on certain events after a few years have passed and wondered how you possibly could have done the things you did or felt the emotions you felt? It may even seem like you’re looking back...
"Sometimes, rekindling a marriage backfires."
Have you ever done something totally random, and then a few months or years later realize that it incomprehensibly changed your life? I’ve always thought there should be a word for the feeling that encompasses this revelation. Maybe by the...
"Things get interesting when my girlfriend suggests a pussy eating contest. And by interesting, I mean hot as fuck."
My girlfriend Isa wanted to host a party. The only problem with her idea was that we lived in a small one-bedroom apartment in South Florida. Isa said the party would be small, maybe just a few other couples, but...
"My twat torpedo got quite the workout at this year's Halloween party. My teenage niece, her roommate, and my wife prove the old adage, "Every trick is a treat!""
My given name is Nicolas but everyone calls me Nick. You may recognize me from other Lush Stories hits like Routine Adjustment and Never Get Caught. Yeah, I’m the handsome fellow that gave his favorite niece a ride on the...